How do emos propose?
"Would you like to join my family tree?"
why does the emo hate christmas the ordamonts get hanged and they dont
Why do emos cut their arms because they can't cut the rope
Why do emos get discounts at every shop? Because they have barcodes on their wrists.
I got detention yesterday because I told the emo kid to "Hang in there."
How do two emo kids greet each other,
I like ya cuts g
Why couldn't the emo kid hang himself?
After eating through his feelings, the belt wouldn't fit around his neck.
What do you call a piece of tech that acts emo?
Cutting-edge Technology.
I once had an emo friend doing a course for the marines. He made the cut.
So sad when the emo kid tried to give a high five to a tree.
Too bad he left him hanging.
What’s the difference between emos and Hitler?
Hitler didn’t post on social media when he wanted to kill himself.
What's an emo's favorite Pink Floyd album?
The Final Cut.
Do you know why I wish grass was emo? So it can cut itself.
Why do emo people want to be called scene now? The only thing I've seen from them is their suicide rate climbing.
What's an emo person's least favorite game? Cut The Rope.
What is black and white and is dead?
My Chemical Romance.
What's the best part about having emo grass?
It cuts itself!
