I found two of the same Lego Duplo sets, so I called ‘em Duplocates
I seen a bus the other day with some boy scouts at the back, one of em was having fun getting his knot tying badge.
Mike Oxlong: What's deez Mike? Mike Oxsmall: I dunno. What is deez? Mike Oxlong: DEEZ NUTS! HA, GOT 'EM!
What do blind kids and orphans have in common
Neither of ‘em can see there parents
Papyrus: Sans! I heard that a HUMAN has fallen! Sans: And you gotta bone to pick with em?
Yḱnow how in pinocchio the french puppets have the thigh rings? Well I got em too! Only red and thinner.
clap em sis!
Your mom is so ugly you look like her oh got em
John kreeses forehead broke when silver hit ‘‘em in the forehead
God those orphans we're putting up such a fight, I had to lock em in the basement
How many hooker's fit in a Cadillac? About 4 in the trunk if you stack em right
Like this if you laughed.
These orphan jokes would leave them crying to their mommies if they had any.
I made a website for orphans .Unfortunately, it doesn’t have a home page.
Why is it ok to hit an orphan? It’s not like they can tell their parents.
Why did the orphan go to church? So he had someone to call Father
Why do orphans love boomerangs? Because they come back. (Clearly someone didn't come back with the milk)
Why was the orphan so successful? When they told him go big or go home, he only had one option.
What’s the only advantage of being an orphan? Nobody makes jokes about yo mamma.
Hope you had fun reading this! My friend and I laughed reading all of em!
Welcome to joes abortion clinic no fetus can beat us! You make em we take em!
Your loved one dies and you call the Coroner's office, they answer. "Hello this is Benny from the Coroner's office, you stab em', we slab em', how may I be of service?"
Trump like to grab em by the pussy putin likes to grab them by their tiny hands
Look a orphan lets go beat em up
Why can’t the emo play in trees? They’ll leave ‘‘em hanging.
Ring.. Ring.. Yes this this is Dave from the Orphanage, you make em we take em, how may I be of service?
what is an emo girls favorite map in halo....... hang em high
A boy and his friend were walking down the street.
Boy 1: Bro, you still got my Nikes? Boy 2: Ye, sorry. I got em dirty. Boy 1: Please clean them, we have school tomorrow.
Boy 2 got back to his house and decided to clean his friend's shoes. After he finished drying them, he got stuck in his painfully small dryer. Then he remembered his brother needed something from the dryer. So he tried to get out, when his brother came in.
He came in twice.
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