John Kreese's forehead broke when silver hit 'em in the forehead.
Em Jokes
God, those orphans were putting up such a fight, I had to lock 'em in the basement.
How many hookers fit in a Cadillac?
About 4 in the trunk if you stack 'em right.
Like this if you laughed.
These orphan jokes would leave them crying to their mommies if they had any.
I made a website for orphans. Unfortunately, it doesnât have a home page.
Why is it ok to hit an orphan? Itâs not like they can tell their parents.
Why did the orphan go to church? So he had someone to call Father.
Why do orphans love boomerangs? Because they come back. (Clearly someone didn't come back with the milk)
Why was the orphan so successful? When they told him go big or go home, he only had one option.
Whatâs the only advantage of being an orphan? Nobody makes jokes about yo mamma.
Hope you had fun reading this! My friend and I laughed reading all of em!
Welcome to Joe's abortion clinic! No fetus can beat us! You make 'em, we take 'em!
Your loved one dies and you call the Coroner's office. They answer, "Hello, this is Benny from the Coroner's office, you stab 'em, we slab 'em, how may I be of service?"
Trump likes to grab 'em by the pussy. Putin likes to grab them by their tiny hands.
Welcome to Joe's pizza, you make 'em, we bake 'em.
Look, an orphan, let's go beat 'em up.
Why canât the emo play in trees? Theyâll leave âem hanging.
Your momma's so fat, when she pulls her knickers down, her ass is still in 'em!
Ring.. Ring.. Yes this is Dave from the Orphanage, "you make 'em we take 'em", how may I be of service?
What is an emo girl's favorite map in Halo?
Hang 'em high.
A boy and his friend were walking down the street.
Boy 1: "Bro, you still got my Nikes?"
Boy 2: "Yeah, sorry. I got them dirty."
Boy 1: "Please clean them, we have school tomorrow."
Boy 2 got back to his house and decided to clean his friend's shoes. After he finished drying them, he got stuck in his painfully small dryer. Then he remembered his brother needed something from the dryer. So he tried to get out, when his brother came in.
He came in twice.
(like if u understand)
Don't you just hate it when you're the first one to fall asleep at a sleepover, and then you hear, "Prank em, John?"
How do you say "Brazier" in German?
Stop 'em from floppin' (German accent)
Why are we still fighting in darkness?
"Mission failed, soldier, we will get 'em next time."
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
Tell 'em to clap until their parents come home.
What do you do to a pregnant lady on a step?
Push 'em.
I live inside my own world of make-believe. Kids screaming in their cradles, profanities. I see the world through eyes covered in ink and bleach. Cross out the ones who heard my cries and watched me weep. I love everything. Fire's spreading all around my room. My world's so bright. It's hard to breathe, but that's alright. Hush, shh.
Tape my eyes open to force reality (oh no, no). Why can't you just let me eat my weight in glee? I live inside my own world of make-believe. Kids screaming in their cradles, profanities. Some days I feel skinnier than all the other days, And some days I can't tell if my body belongs to me. I love everything. Fire's spreading all around my room. My world's so bright. It's hard to breathe, but that's alright. Hush, shh.
I wanna taste your content. Hold your breath and feel the tension. Devils hide behind redemption. Honesty is a one-way gate to hell. I wanna taste consumption. Breathe faster to waste oxygen. Hear the children sing aloud. It's music 'til the wick burns out. Hush.
Just wanna be carefree lately, yeah. Just kicking up daisies. Got one too many quarters in my pockets. Count 'em like the four-leaf clovers in my locket. Untied laces, yeah. Just tripping on daydreams. Got dirty little lullabies playing on repeat. Might as well just rot around the nursery and count sheep.
