How many babies does it take to paint a room red?
Depends how hard you throw 'em.
Em Jokes
“Did you show him the pictures of our cats?”
“Yes.”
“Did you hang ‘em?”
I knew this one guy who liked to swim with the fishes, then the mob got a hold of 'em...
Q: How many dogs does it take to shingle a roof? A: It depends on how you cut 'em.
Yo mama so blind that when she played Fortnite, she got her vision back, got 'em!
Q: Where do you find a quadriplegic?
A: Right where you left 'em.
Chuck Norris threw one Pokéball and caught 'em all.
