Em jokes

How many babies does it take to paint a room red?

Depends how hard you throw 'em.

“Did you show him the pictures of our cats?”

“Yes.”

“Did you hang ‘em?”

I knew this one guy who liked to swim with the fishes, then the mob got a hold of 'em...

Q: How many dogs does it take to shingle a roof? A: It depends on how you cut 'em.

Yo mama so blind that when she played Fortnite, she got her vision back, got 'em!

Q: Where do you find a quadriplegic?

A: Right where you left 'em.

Chuck Norris threw one Pokéball and caught 'em all.