I bought a sweater and it started building up static electricity.
So I got another one free of charge.
A man is on his deathbed in prison by electric chair.
The man who controls the chair asks for any last words.
The prisoner replies with: “Can you hold my hand?”
What do you call Joe from Family Guy in an electric wheelchair?
RoboCop.
Q: Why did the cow touch an electric fence?
A: Because it wanted to get electrocowted! 🐄
Why did tube date electricity? Because he would light up when she touched him.
Confucius say, "Man who bite electric wire get shocking experience!"
Why did the Jew get an electric car?
Because he was afraid of the gas.
What is the deafferents between Pikachu and orphan Pikachu i choose u
ElectroBOOM is a SHOCKING YouTuber! (I can't believe he is still alive!)
Electricity.
If you execute someone in ventricular fibrillation in the electric chair, will they come back to life once and then die?
How many crack heads does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None there is no electricity
How do you make a cat sound like a dog? Pour gasoline on it, then light it on fire and it will go "WOOF!"
How do you make a dog sound like a cat? Put it in the deep freeze until frozen solid, then run it through an electric saw and it will go "MMMRROWWWWWW!"
Answering a knock at my door, I see a vacuum cleaner salesman who proceeds to tip a huge bucket of shit all over my carpet, before proclaiming any trace this hoover doesn't remove I will personally eat myself.
"Well, I hope you're hungry," I replied, "'cause they cut off my electric this morning!"
Danny's Chromebook, Charger in his eager hands, Power for his world.
Fingers click and type, Words flow with electric grace, Thoughts come to life.
Screen illuminates, Imagination takes flight, Limitless pages.
Infinite knowledge, Unleashed through digital realms, Chromebook charger's might.
Danny's trusted friend, Always ready to connect, Bound by cord and fate.
Together they thrive, Exploring vast horizons, Endless possibilities.
Danny with his Chromebook charger, A duo, unstoppable, Unleashing their dreams.
Today, my mother was making breakfast. As she was tired, my brother asked if there was anything to do today.
She responded with a list:
- Take out the trash.
- Clean your room.
- Make lunch and be sure to butter the electrical sockets.
That’s all sweetie!
Why can't orphans become YouTubers?
They don't have electricity!
Q: If an electric train heads south, which way does the steam go?
A: No steam.
How can one make Death Row a little more fun?
Musical electric chairs.
Women say men are trash.
Yet men made the phone, laptops, computer and electrical hardware she uses to say men are trash, never mind the electricity she uses to power those devices...
