A man is on his deathbed in prison by electric chair. The man who controls the chair asks for any last words. The prisoner reply’s with: “Can you hold my hand?”
I bought a sweater and it started building up static electricity So I got another one free of charge
What do you call joe from family guy in an electric wheelchair. robo cop
Why did tube date electricity? Because he would light put when she touched him.
Q: Why did the cow touch an electric fence?
A: Because it wanted to get electrocowted🐄
Confucius say, man who bite electric wire get shocking experience.
Why did the Jew get an electric car?
Because he was afraid of the gas.
What is the deafferents between Pikachu and orphan Pikachu i choose u
ElectroBOOM is a SHOCKING youtuber! (i cant believe he is still alive!)
ELECTRICITY
If you execute someone in ventricular fibrillation in the electric chair, will they come back to life once and then die?
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How many crack heads does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None there is no electricity
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Danny's Chromebook, Charger in his eager hands, Power for his world.
Fingers click and type, Words flow with electric grace, Thoughts come to life.
Screen illuminates, Imagination takes flight, Limitless pages.
Infinite knowledge, Unleashed through digital realms, Chromebook charger's might.
Danny's trusted friend, Always ready to connect, Bound by cord and fate.
Together they thrive, Exploring vast horizons, Endless possibilities.
Danny with his Chromebook charger, A duo, unstoppable, Unleashing their dreams.
Today, my mother was making breakfast. As she was tired, my brother asked if there was anything to do today. She responded with a list: -take out the trash -clean your room -Make lunch and be sure to butter the electrical sockets. That’s all sweetie! Explain= You can’t butter a electrical socket
Q If a electric train heads south what way does the steam go A no steam
Why can't orphans become youtubers? They don't have electricity!
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How can one make Death Row a little more fun? Musical electric chairs.
