Electric jokes
What is six inches, goes in your mouth, and it's fun when it vibrates? A toothbrush.
A priest asks the convicted murderer at the electric chair, "Any last requests?" "Yes," replied the murderer, "Will you please hold my hand?"
A guy was on trial for murder, and if convicted, would get the electric chair. His brother found out that a redneck was on the jury and figured he would be the one to bribe. He told the redneck that he would be paid $10,000 if he could convince the rest of the jury to reduce the charge to manslaughter.
The jury was out an entire week and returned with a verdict of manslaughter.
After the trial, the brother went to the redneck's house, told him what a great job he had done, and paid him the $10,000.
The redneck replied that it wasn't easy to convince the rest of the jury to change the charge to manslaughter. They all thought he was not guilty and wanted to let him go.
What vibrates and is 6 inches?
A toothbrush.
The fact that I am high won't stop me from advising you.
Don't plug your phone while charging it; it is very dangerous.
The spotify time bar thing is a light saber when listening to star wars soundtracks
Why did the Jew get an electric car?
Because he was afraid of the gas.
My wife made electric eel for supper. I was shocked!
Who are voting for this election? I'm voting for Tricity, so vote for Tricity. Electricity!
How many electrical engineers does it take to change a light bulb?
None. That is the electrician's job. I am a specialist.
How many software engineers?
Again, none. It's a hardware problem.
How many computer programmers to change a light bulb?
Two, but one resigns halfway through the project.
How do they execute paraplegics?
With the electric wheelchair.
Women say men are trash.
Yet men made the phone, laptops, computer and electrical hardware she uses to say men are trash, never mind the electricity she uses to power those devices...
Electricity.
What is the difference between Pikachu and an orphan?
Pikachu, I choose you!
Danny's Chromebook, Charger in his eager hands, Power for his world.
Fingers click and type, Words flow with electric grace, Thoughts come to life.
Screen illuminates, Imagination takes flight, Limitless pages.
Infinite knowledge, Unleashed through digital realms, Chromebook charger's might.
Danny's trusted friend, Always ready to connect, Bound by cord and fate.
Together they thrive, Exploring vast horizons, Endless possibilities.
Danny with his Chromebook charger, A duo, unstoppable, Unleashing their dreams.
What does an electric-type Pokémon say when they get gassy while drinking milk?
I’m Zaptos intolerant!
Answering a knock at my door, I see a vacuum cleaner salesman who proceeds to tip a huge bucket of shit all over my carpet, before proclaiming any trace this hoover doesn't remove I will personally eat myself.
"Well, I hope you're hungry," I replied, "'cause they cut off my electric this morning!"
Why can't orphans become YouTubers?
They don't have electricity!
How do you execute a retard?
The Electric Wheelchair.
A man is on his deathbed in prison by electric chair.
The man who controls the chair asks for any last words.
The prisoner replies with: “Can you hold my hand?”
What do you call the Gray Man in an electric chair? Fried Fish.