Q: Whats the difference between an egg and me? A: an egg gets laid
I went to the market to get eggs,and my sister thought that i meant my Balls
What do you call a smart egg? An egg head. That was an eggscelent joke.
The Breakfast Couples: (Bacon)-Don't go bacon my heart (Egg)-I couldn't if I fried
What happened to the egg after it went on the rollercoaster?
It was scrambled.
What do you call a bad 'egg' meme?
Deep fried
Eggs
You crack me up
Why did the bird lay an egg on Stephen Hawkings Because he's is Stephen HAWKings.
It was so windy I saw a chicken lay the same egg twice!! JAC
Are you an egg, cause you CRACK me up
Why did the chef cook his eggs on the golf course? Because he wanted them par-boiled!
did you try the digital egg padlock? because it is very easy to crack the code.
Humpty Dumpty felled off the wall, his mom did a terri-fried call. He got hurt in a egg-cident & it never got eggs-elent. When the eggs-plant was over, he got told to use the mower. It happened too fast, he watched the very last. Next he died, eaten all fried.
Shoplifter tried to rob a grocery store. He was asked to give an EGGsplanation.
Why did George Clooney like egg jokes?
Because he had good taste.
I forgot my lucky egg! It always gives me an eggcellent amount of luck!
My eggcellent egg yolks crack everyone up. If you don't like them your just hard boiled
My friend wanted to say egg puns, so I told him Omelette you do your egg jokes.
Hahaha. These eggs surely crack me up!
Before the chicken or the egg there was only Chuck Norris.