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A professor was talking about the American dream. Then, he asked the German exchange student if there was a German dream, to which the student replies, "We did, but no one liked it."

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    Teacher: Who here has thought about committing suicide?

    Half of the class: *raises hand*

    Teacher: ...

    The half of the class: *Starts talking about how they were thinking of doing it*

    *School shooting happens*

    Foreign exchange student: *Sobbing under desk*

    American student: "First time?"

    The teacher asks her class, "What is sex?" and Little Jonny stands up and says, "Sex is the temptation caused by the sensation when a boy sticks his location into a girl's destination. Did you get my explanation or do you need a demonstration?" and the teacher fainted.

    A teacher is doing an experiment about taste. She tells each student to line up so she can give them each a lifesaver, so they can tell her what flavor it is. She gives Suzy a pineapple one. Suzy tries it, says the flavor, and then goes and sits back down. That is the same for everyone, then it is Jhonny's turn. The teacher hands him a honey flavor one. Jhonny chews it for a while, then says,

    "Teacher, I don't know what it is.". The teacher tries to give him a hint and says, "it's what your parents call each other when you are asleep". Immediately the boy behind Jhonny screams, "Spit it out Jhonny, it's an asshole!!!"

    I aced my poker test...

    My teacher asked me to reflect on my work, so I got a mirror...

    A caffeinated vampire goes to sleep in a coffin...

    Do you get my puns? No, because you can't seem to get a grasp on how bad they are...

    Student asks teacher, "If I throw an apple and noodles, which one will fall first?"

    Teacher replied, "I don't know."

    Then student replied, "Noodles will fall first because noodles are fast foods!"