Education jokes
Me: Knock, knock.
Teacher: Who is there?
Me: Boo.
Teacher: Boo who?
Me: Stop being a crybaby and open the door!
Teacher: ......
Me: Aw man, detention again.
Why doesn’t the sun ☀️ go to college?
Because it has a million degrees.
I love ❤️ going to school 🏫.
What time is it when you walk out to the school?
Time to go to school!
What time is it when you get mad 😡 at school? Time to calm down.
The teacher asked her student to say the alphabet. The student recited the alphabet: "abcdefghijklmnoqrstuvwxyz". "Where's the p?" He looked down to the floor and said: "it's running down my legs".
Don’t you hate it when your teacher(s) say, “just focus, it’s that easy?”
And then you die inside.
What do you call a school that can talk?
A school with a face!
What is big and fun and yellow? A school bus!
What do you call a school bus that you cannot drive?
A friend.
Why do kids have school every day? So that they can learn.
What brings kids to school every day?
A school bus 🚌.
What ankle is getting cut off of school? The lights.
High school is amazing. Like if you agree!
At an school 🏫 what is your school's name?
Q: Do you know the quadratic formula?
A: Duhhh!
Comment: Then solve it!
Formula: -b ± √(b2 - 4ac) / 2a
What did a car say hi to?
It said hi to the school.
I’m happy to be with my EA when I go to school.
I love the letters of the alphabet.
Knock knock. Who's there? Broken pencil. Broken pencil who? Nevermind, it's POINTLESS.