We don't read backwards.
A dyslexic walks into a bra.
How many dyslexics does it take to screw in a light blub?
Yesterday, a 5-year-old dyslexic boy almost saved his mother from drowning, but he kept dialing 119...
The two biggest dyslexic guy lies: "My check is in your mouth," and "I won't come in your mailbox."
If the dyslexic man wanted to adopt a kid, then how could he sign the papers?
Did you hear about the dyslexic wanna-be bank robber? He walked in and yelled, "HANDS UP, THIS IS A MOTHER STICKING F##K UP!" The lucky idiot got away because nobody could stop laughing!
Rapist: "Get into the fucking van!"
Kid: "mi gniog ot tell ym momy"
Rapist: "Fine" (Grabs a white kid instead)
Kid 1: "Fortnite is good and Brawl Stars sucks!"
Me: Wow, I didn't know you were dyslexic.
I have sex daily, I mean dyslexia, fuck!
Did you hear about the dyslexic cop? He jumped off his horse and blew his whistle!
Knock Knock Whos there? Dyslexic Dyslexic who? You.
What do you call a magician with no magic? A dyslexic c**t.
In America, there was a boy named Urhan, and he had one hand and a stump, and a girl named Handa who was an orphan. They had a trial for the Boston Red Sox, and they failed because Urhan couldn’t stump the ball, and Handa didn’t know where home was.
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What is the reason for the first time since I've seen a lot to be desired in the morning? To you, eat ass...
My wife's dyslexic, but hey, nobody's perfect.
A dyslexic guy walks into a bra!
A dyslexic man walked into a bra.
What does DNA stand for?
National Dyslexic Association.
