Dustys jokes
If Dusty's dad from Home Alone 2 was in NASA, how come he is not famous?
What does 1nan + 1nan = 2 smelly fucking dusty dumb fuck nans?
Call me fat? You call me fat because you think that you’re pretty, but you ain’t. You’re just a musty, dusty, rusty Cardi B.
Your hairline is so dusty that it got musty.
Is it just me, or when you wipe your ass too deep, it reminds you of your uncle? Just me?
One night, I saw a woman sitting behind a dumpster. So I took her home. We talked all the way there. When we got home, I gave her a bath. Later on, things started getting passionate. We started doing intercourse, and some of the noises she made you would have thought she was still alive!
With numerous reports of Donald Trump's odor and Kelly Clarkson's lack of hygienic habits... proof that money doesn't buy cleanliness.
How do we know that Princess Diana had dandruff?
Because they found her head and shoulders in the glovebox.
lowkey "discharge" is an ugly word. I prefer créme de la meow meow.
Community talk
A.I. generated poem:
I found it in an old book, hidden in a dusty shelf A poem that chilled my blood and made me doubt myself It spoke of ancient horrors, of things that lurk in the dark Of secrets best forgotten, of sins that leave a mark
It had no title or author, no date or place of origin But every word was written with a twisted sense of sin It rhymed with eerie precision, it flowed with dreadful grace It drew… Read more