Drug Addiction jokes
Why can't you say hi to a drug addict?
They'll say "yea."
What was the drug addict's favorite nursery rhyme?
I'm a little crack pot short and stout, put that crack pipe in my mouth, sell my body or sell my couch, get that lighter and smoke me out!
What do you call a religious drug addict?
A crystal methodist.
What do you call a duck that is addicted to drugs?
A quack head!
My mom must be a duck then...
I'm gonna make a documentary about meth-addicted prostitutes.
I think I'll call it "Whores on Ice."
If I were addicted to masturbation, and then became addicted to sex, would it be safe to say that my addiction got out of hand?
I bought drugs today.
I always say no to drugs, but considering that I'm talking to them right now, I probably already said yes.
Addicted, what did the drug dealer say to the dopewhore?
"Damn whore, you're not that addicted when you spread your legs open for any man. No wonder weed is more addicted than yo ass." Lol
"Just say no to drugs!"
Well, if I'm talking to my drugs, I probably already said yes.
Community talk
Still writing that long ass story btw, suggestions are GREATLY APPRECIATED!!! So far I have a few arcs:
- The characters join the Cartel - They travel across the desert on a train and meet an inventor - The inventor teleports them to medieval Scotland - They help Scotland win their war for Independence - They sort of kidnap a Scottish girl and teleport back to present-day - She meets her ancestor and he becomes a z… Read more
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