Drug Addiction jokes
What do you call a religious drug addict?
A crystal methodist.
What was the drug addict's favorite nursery rhyme?
I'm a little crack pot short and stout, put that crack pipe in my mouth, sell my body or sell my couch, get that lighter and smoke me out!
Why can't you say hi to a drug addict?
They'll say "yea."
I cannot moderate myself at all. It's either I don't take my meds, or I take the entire bottle. Decisions, decisions...
"Rehab's for quitters, and I don't give up."
Teacher: Kids, what are some things you have that make you happy? Kid 1: I have my family to make me happy. Kid 2: I have my friends to make me happy. Teacher: What about you, Sean? Sean: I have to take pills to make me happy...
What does Johnny Depp do when his kids are not home?
Cocaine.
If I were addicted to masturbation, and then became addicted to sex, would it be safe to say that my addiction got out of hand?
Community talk
Still writing that long ass story btw, suggestions are GREATLY APPRECIATED!!! So far I have a few arcs:
- The characters join the Cartel - They travel across the desert on a train and meet an inventor - The inventor teleports them to medieval Scotland - They help Scotland win their war for Independence - They sort of kidnap a Scottish girl and teleport back to present-day - She meets her ancestor and he becomes a zo… Read more
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