Drug Addiction jokes

I'm gonna make a documentary about meth-addicted prostitutes.

I think I'll call it "Whores on Ice."

What do you call a religious drug addict?

A crystal methodist.

Why can't you say hi to a drug addict?

They'll say "yea."

What was the drug addict's favorite nursery rhyme?

I'm a little crack pot short and stout, put that crack pipe in my mouth, sell my body or sell my couch, get that lighter and smoke me out!