Dracula jokes
What do you get when you cross Freddie Mercury and Dracula?
A dead man with AIDS.
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What do you call a lesbian vampire?
Cunt Dracula.
Why doesn’t Dracula have any friends?
Well, honestly, he’s a real pain in the neck.
If you eat her out on her period, does that make you Cunt Dracula?
Why is no one friends with Dracula? Because he's a pain in the neck.
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Why did the bat cross the road? Because to get to the blood bar.
Dracula was invited to a BBQ. He got stake.