Dracula jokes

Why doesn’t Dracula have any friends?

Well, honestly, he’s a real pain in the neck.

If you eat her out on her period, does that make you Cunt Dracula?

Why is no one friends with Dracula? Because he's a pain in the neck.

Why did the bat cross the road? Because to get to the blood bar.

Dracula was invited to a BBQ. He got stake.