Dracula jokes
Why doesn’t Dracula have any friends?
Well, honestly, he’s a real pain in the neck.
If you eat her out on her period, does that make you Cunt Dracula?
Why is no one friends with Dracula? Because he's a pain in the neck.
Why did the bat cross the road? Because to get to the blood bar.
Dracula was invited to a BBQ. He got stake.