The world has turned upside down. Orphans are now being homeschooled.
Kid: *runs down the street* HELP ME Officer: you ok kid? Me: dont worry! hes my nephew, there was a big spider Officer: oh ok ma'am *walks off* When officer leaves: Me: *gets whip* what did I say about leaving the basement
9/11 was a round of clash of clans they knocked down 2 towers not 3
Yo mamma so fat when she tried to sit down the chair ran away
20. Woman delivers baby. Doctor takes the baby, and throws it, smashing around the hospital room, drop-kicking it, etc. Mother starts freaking out, being held back by nurses, begging “WHYYYY!!??”. Doctor holds baby upside down by the ankle and says “I’m just fucking with you, it was born dead”.
Yo Mama SOOO ugly, that when Santa came down the chimney he said "Ho, Ho- HOLY SHIT"
What’s a kid with Down syndromes favorite candy... Grunts
"The rise of atheism is going to lead to a break down of social morals and lead to all kinds of filth including an increase in child abuse" said the village priest. The village scientists did some fact checking. In prison they found roughly 70% of child abusers were hyper religious before committing the crimes, and another 20% converted to religions to look 'remorseful'. The remaining 10% preferred not to say. They presented the findings to the media. "Scientists slander good religious folk and ignore the weight of evidence!" "Is Science biased against religion? You decide in this survey". they reported
The village priest is living at his majesties convenience and tells the others he committed armed robbery.
"Why is this a joke, its not even funny?" Said the person reading this, breaking the forth wall.
What is funny is you got to the end of this post and didn't cringe. Why not?
I once saw a kid walking down the street crying. So I asked them, "Hey kid, where are you're parents?" And he started to cry even more... "Huh. I wonder why he was so sad..." I said as I walked into the orphanage.
What does the Twin Towers and my Mom have in common. They both went down on my dad
Teacher on school bus everybody sit down now the bus is about to start Ben: I’m not going to sit down I don’t want to, Teacher: you have to or else u have to get off the bus, Teacher: “stands up” Ben: then u should get off the bus cause ur not sitting.
9-11 was a round of clash of clands they knocked down 2 towers not 3
What happens when a frog's car breaks down It gets toad away
What do you call a special police officer? OFFICER DOWN!
How do you know when Helen Keller is home? Answer; When you hear somebody falling down the stairs!
Ever noticed that "lol" looks like a person drowning
how to fall down the stairs step 1 2 3 6 10 floor
what do you call a black person going down a waterslide? sewage
