Down Syndrome

Down Syndrome Jokes

People

There are people weirder looking than me.

Like who?

Like people with Down syndrome.

Syndrome

I have a dog named Syndrome.

But it gets kinda awkward when he jumps on someone and I have to shout, "DOWN SYNDROME!"

Son

Went home with a woman last night. I was greeted at the door by a Mongrel.

I say Mongrel, it was her Down syndrome son trying to process if I was a stranger or not.

Autism

My friend asked which is better to have, and you have to choose: autism or Down syndrome?

Autism

Which of these is the smartest; also, list them too: Is it autism, Down syndrome, or ADHD?

Autism

Hello, which do y'all think is more embarrassing to have, is it autism or Down syndrome?

Dilemma

Would you steal 20 dollars from a stupid 6 year old kid with Down syndrome who can't talk and make ah ah ah noises, or get one dollar for saying the N word?

Girl

I lost my virginity to a girl with Down syndrome.

I want my first time to be special.

Black People

Why don't you see black people with Down syndrome?

Because God doesn't punish someone twice.

Animal

Why do animals cross the road?

Because it is funny, do you say "dogs" and "cats?"