Dookie

hii

hiii

huh?

wht appen to ur pfp

oh sorry

it didnt load

sorry sorry lolz

its okk

hi

okie

hiiiiii

Hi

hiiiii!!

my bioo oswhshw

btw the search is activtly typing

lolzzz

omg

im on ft w/ him nd hes stil asleep

hun its 11 for u

its 12 currentlyy

It’s 12 for me

i meant its 11 for him-

i mean i did keep him up till like 6 am soo

im on ft with my bf too, hes sickk and saying random stuff

mm

tell ethna i called him a dirty lil man whore

Oop

dafuq did ethan ever do

his back feels "tangily" n now hes talking abt imagine dragons...

nuthin hes my bsf

thats..

is he high>?

nope..sick

close enough

honestly

guys

guses mom js came in

nd woke him up

uh ohh

no its not bad

i said nuthin bad n chaat

nd my cams not on

ohh ok,

i think he forgot he son ft

he js kissed his stuffed animal

he js gave him a lil kiss

OMG HE LEFT NAUR

not the call

aweee

hes talking abt beans now

help me

omg...

tell him i called him a dirty lil man whore

thtll help u

he said "potatos"

....

oh............

um

i cant help u

i wish someone couldd

uhm

hi

ask him if he wants a donut

he said yes, and m&ms

ok

WAIT OMGGGGGGGGGg

www.youtube.com/watch?v=uPYlEFagLYM&t=5657s OU NEED THT LPPLAYIST

ITS SO HAPPY ND CALMING ND EUGHHH

auhghgh i gtg ill ttyl

bye!

byeeettyll

Peace

jake where tf did u come from

Your mom’s basement

jokes on u, i have 2 moms

Moms’ basement*

fair enough

Lol

How’s life

its going fairly well,

Good to hear!

Thanks you!

I’m always showering when Madi gets on in the mornings and then I miss all her messages :(

:(

Speaking of madi, where isss sheeee??

don’t shower in the morning then

hi

maybee consider showering at nigjhtt

She’s just doing stuff today and can’t get on

Usually happens on weekends

sounds like her

oof

I miss her :(

:(

UwU

i miss her tooooo

:/

I MISS HER MORE >:(

I MISS HER EVEN MORE >:/

Hello!

hiii auroraaaa

How r u?

Im goodd, youu?

Good :)

I MISS HER THE MOST D:<

Miss who?

madissoonn

hi

Ohhhhhh... who is she?

Hi!

I MISS HER MOSTEST IF THATS EVEN A WORD, >:D

she is my best friend for 7+ yearsss

I MISS HER THE MOST EST ESTERS >:)

No, its not a word, lol

hru?

ohhh

I MISS HER MOSTERSTETSTSTSSSSERSSS

I'm good, How bout u?

ok

I MISS HER THE MOST EST ESTERS BADUSTERS

WHat-

BADUSTERS?

YES BADUSTERS

BADUSTERS-ERS

ZAMBIDDLYUSTERS

HA

ZAMBIDDLYUSTERS-ERSSSEST

I'm not gonna ask...

This is what Madi and I do when we’re trying to out-love each other lmao

I MISS HER THE MOST EST ESTERS BADUSTERS ZAMBIDDLYUSTERS FLUSTERS MUSTERS CUSTERS WABALUSTERS

oo

well-

i cant even

THATS JUST COMPLETE AND UTTER NONSENSE

DOOKIE\

NUH UH

ITS PERFECTLY COHERENT

YOU JUST CANT COMPREHEND HOW MUCH I MISS HER

i translated ur bio

NICKOMPOOP.

That reminded me of me friend called Nick, he's gay

NINCOMPOOP* i have bad vocabulary

LOL

Nin cum poop

oo

I’m hungry guys

Anybody have some kids they could spare

?

eat

ITS SO FUCKING WINDY OUTSIDE

L

IMAGINE NOT HAVING A TORNADO SHELTER

eat a kidddd

THE MEET WAS CANCELLED LMAOOO IM SO HAPPY

KIDS?

IT WAS PROBABLY A SIGN FROM GOD

"SLEEP"

U GUYS EAT KIDS??

I eat old ladies

yeah... who doesnt?

MMMMM NIÑOS DELICIOSOS

yes

pause.

mummy

moomi

CHINGAS TU MADRE.

YOU FUCK BOTH OF YOURS

oh shit

MY COVER

YA CALLATE

TU MARICONA

CABRON

People, if you would like to find out why I speak so formally, read my bio x

PUTA

PENDEJO

woah a real adult!

Я Аврора, учитель из Великобритании

ooh

There has never been a real adult on here?

tf u teacher of? sorry my russian’s (??) bad

hows it like to finally legally drink

I teach Maths and History but I am fluent in Russian

ok what was the last word

What kind of math

what car do you drive

I haven't really been drinking that much so far haha, trying to stay off being an alcoholic

CULERO

CACAAAAA

meth

A volkswagen

what model

What do you mean?

Polo

we have a volvo v60

oo

nobody asked

GUYS

HES BACK

ND ON CALL

Cool

ND NOT SLEEP

Pardon?

PINCHE OJETE

Великобритании

we have a subaru 2013 WRX sti..

oh i meant me sorry

and a F-150

I have a 2024 Honda HRV 😎

Hello

Great Britain, thats what you said

I WANT A AUDIIII

How old are you?

Almost 17

In like 3 and a half weeks lol

yay

oooh ok. you are sus once again :). are u from the uk?

That is cool

IM

IM 15 :D

So you started learning not long ago?

Yes, why?

How Are you all?

I want madison

Im good, how about you?

I WANT HER MORE BITCH BACK OFF

suspicious. i’m also from uk. do u talk british english? if so, they are going to make fun of us (if u do) heh

Yes, I guess so

I BEEN WITH HER LONGER.

IM HER FIRST CHOICE.

DOESNT MATTER

BIOTH

NUH UH

BIOTCH*

Im good too, good to hear. Oh, and my english is Not really good, so I am sorry for that 😥

YUH UH

SHE’LL ALWAYS PREFER ME

ok

I HAVE A DICK AND YOU DONT SO HAH

It's ok, why do you speak?

what*

NO

SMD

BIATCH

PUTA

GRINGA

PENDEJA

SOMEONE FINALLY SPLET IT CORRECTLY

Maroccan^^

PENDEJO

WHAT

Maroccan?

ESTUPIDO

TU ERES UNA PERRA FEA

Yes, I am Maroccan

OH HELLLLLLLLNO

DO you mean Moroccan?

OH HELLLLLL YES BITCH

MADI’S MINE

Yeah, I guess so. Like I Said, I am sorry for my mistakes

hi guys

CHINGAS TU PUTA MADRE, YA CALLATE CABRON. AHOGATE CON UNA POLLA DE PAPEL DE LIJA

Its fine, do you speak Morrocan Arabic, if so I can translate for you x

Hi!

hey

TOOK YOU A WHILE TO WRITE THAT, DID YOU HAVE TO LOOK THOSE WORDS UP?

No, it is okay. I can understand what you say

FAKE LATINA

FAAAAAAKE

Hi

wtf is happening

Ok :)

LEO WHO DO YOU THINK MISSES MADI MORE

IM FROM MEXICO U ASS, I LIVED THERE FOR TWO YEARS OF MY LIFE IN TECATE

ME OR NATALIE

OOH TWO WHOLE YEARS WOWWWW

also im a no sabo kid tho..

I’VE SEEN YOU, YOU LOOK LIKE A WHITE GIRL WITH A SPRAY TAN

i think you miss her more cuz yall are dating

so ya i know a bit but not much..as my mom

lol

مرحبا، نتمنى تقدر تفهم هادشي

IM STILL LEARNING

learning what

Does anyone here speak Russian?

no

Or Korean?

ANYWAYSN IM GOING\

CUS

ya a lil bit

CUS YES

yuh

I HAVE A BF TO ATTEND TO

u a language teacher?

Oh, I must go now, I have to make my dinner

Thank you for translating, but it is Not necessary. And my Maroccan is Not that good. My First Language Is another, but I do Not want to Tell you, if it is okay for you^^

aww

Oh, okay, byeee and enjoy your meal^^

No , I am just fluent in many languages :)

actually?

💀

GUYS IMA TRY TO GET GUS TO RUN THE GAUNTLET

aurora i doubt you can speak that many languages

i’ve ran it before it’s very very weird

its so funny

Oh, cool. I am just fluent in my First Language

same

What is your First Language?

if someone said they were about to kill themselves would you be happy or unhappy? what would you do? say?

i would be unhappy

A Friend of mine had a friend who killed himself:( I think I would be really sad

korean 😛

:(

hru shy

Oh cool

wbu

why u wondering? meh

I dont want to Tell you if it is okay:)

that’s totally okay

idk i’m very bored

Thx^^

bye

Bye

bye?

Hello? Is there anyone?

meeee

That is goooood

i’m back

Wbb

yipeeeee

i get to skip like a week of school i’m so excited

cool

Cool

do u know what snog means?

I have to Go now, byeeee

byereeee

bye celaena

hi leo

dead chat