What's the difference between dementia and a strawberry? I dont know. I forgot.
what has legs but cant walk...dont know?A paralyzed person;))
whats the best thing about Switzerland? i dont know but the flag is a big plus.
why cant orphans see all these jokes on this website that were posting? cuz they dont know were the home page is.
me: *opens a bag of hot cheetos in class*- all my friends: hey bro can i have sum- people i dont know: Pleaze lemme have some PLEAZE i'll be your best friend- people i say no to: (⊙-⊙)(⊙-⊙)(⊙-⊙)(⊙-⊙)(⊙-⊙)(⊙-⊙)
Why are orphans bad at poker.
They dont know what a full house is
i went to my local shooting range today but was surprised when i saw on the news that there was a school shooting in my shooting range, i dont know who snitched...
Why can't the orphan play the game of life? They don't know what a family road trip is. 😆
what came first he chicken or the egg?
I dont know go google it.
Why arent orphans good at monopoly?
They dont know what a house is
A man walked into a shop and asked the shop keeper for a potato-clock. The shop keeper said, 'I dont know what a potato clock is' The man said, 'me neither but im starting a new job and my boss told me work starts at 9 so id have to get a potato clock
Me dont know why trump has orange skin but has white around his eyes1 so does that mean he is some fucking dog
Why cant a orphan hut a home run? Bc they dont know where home is
Why dont Orphans play baseball. They dont know where home is.
What did the little girl with no arms get for Christmas? I dont know, she's still trying to open it...
does anybody know the similarites between a rubixs cube and a penis? I dont know the whole answer, but I do know that the more you play with it, the harder it gets.
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A mom and her son are taking a walk when they pass a homeless man fapping, the boy asks "what is that man doing?". The mom says "Making pizza" trying to turn him away.
The son sees a dog fucking another dog and he asks the same thing. She says "Making extra cheese". When they pass a window and see a couple doing it, he asks the same thing. She says "Ordering the pizza".
Later that day the mother says to the father "I think I want some to order some pizza with extra cheese tonight, dont know why that sounds good".
So that night the husband who was watching tv yelled up the stairs "wanna order some pizza !?"
The mother replied "DONT WORRY IM MAKING SOME"
the sons voice followed " IM ADDING EXTRA CHEESE"
why cant orphans play baseball
they dont know were home is
fun fact if your an orphan you probably dont know your parent
