What's the difference between dementia and a strawberry?
I don't know. I forgot.
what has legs but cant walk...dont know?A paralyzed person;))
whats the best thing about Switzerland? i dont know but the flag is a big plus.
Why can't orphans see all these jokes on this website that we're posting?
'Cause they don't know where the home page is.
me: *opens a bag of hot cheetos in class*- all my friends: hey bro can i have sum- people i dont know: Pleaze lemme have some PLEAZE i'll be your best friend- people i say no to: (⊙-⊙)(⊙-⊙)(⊙-⊙)(⊙-⊙)(⊙-⊙)(⊙-⊙)
Why are orphans bad at poker.
They dont know what a full house is
i went to my local shooting range today but was surprised when i saw on the news that there was a school shooting in my shooting range, i dont know who snitched...
Why can't the orphan play the game of life? They don't know what a family road trip is. 😆
what came first he chicken or the egg?
I dont know go google it.
Why aren't orphans good at Monopoly?
They don't know what a house is.
A man walked into a shop and asked the shop keeper for a potato clock.
The shop keeper said, "I don't know what a potato clock is."
The man said, "Me neither, but I'm starting a new job and my boss told me work starts at 9, so I'd have to get a potato clock."
I don't know why Trump has orange skin but has white around his eyes. So does that mean he is some fucking dog?
Why cant a orphan hut a home run? Bc they dont know where home is
Why dont Orphans play baseball. They dont know where home is.
What did the little girl with no arms get for Christmas?
I don't know, she's still trying to open it...
does anybody know the similarites between a rubixs cube and a penis? I dont know the whole answer, but I do know that the more you play with it, the harder it gets.
Hi, I...
Sorry, my cat touched my computer. I don't know how to delete.
The joke is that if you take a cap off a bottle, is it decapitation?
Sorry guys, it's a hard word to spell.
A mom and her son are taking a walk when they pass a homeless man fapping. The boy asks, "What is that man doing?" The mom says, "Making pizza," trying to turn him away.
The son sees a dog fucking another dog and he asks the same thing. She says, "Making extra cheese." When they pass a window and see a couple doing it, he asks the same thing. She says, "Ordering the pizza."
Later that day, the mother says to the father, "I think I want to order some pizza with extra cheese tonight, don't know why that sounds good."
So that night, the husband who was watching tv yelled up the stairs, "Wanna order some pizza!?"
The mother replied, "DON'T WORRY I'M MAKING SOME!"
The son's voice followed, "I'M ADDING EXTRA CHEESE!"
why cant orphans play baseball
they dont know were home is
fun fact if your an orphan you probably dont know your parent
