Dong Memes - Worst Jokes Ever

50 cent

Lmao

The image shows a man with grey hair looking confused with his hands on his head. Above him, text reads, "50 Cent when he travels to Vietnam and has to change his name to 11,706 Dong."

Clash of Clans

Dongs in a wait

A meme shows two structures from the mobile game Clash of Clans. Above the left structure, a timer reads '17d 23H' (17 days, 23 hours). Above the right structure, a timer reads '16d 23H' (16 days, 23 hours). The top text overlay reads: 'Clash of Clans players be like: OMG this is sick gameplay'.

Jokes

Meatball

There was a dude. He had a mondo dong.

His wife was like, "Yo, where are your balls?"

The dude says he left them in the fridge. His wife replies, "I knew those meatballs tasted weird!"

Sex work

What do you call an Asian prostitute?

Suck Mi Dong.

Testicle

Why do some men call their testicles "bells"? Because it's next to their "ding-dong."