Domestic Animal jokes
Why did the goat have an abortion?
Because she already had too many kids!
A farmer walks into his bedroom with his wife in bed with a sheep under his arm and says, "This is the pig I'm fucking." She says, "You idiot, that's a sheep!" He says, "Shut up, I wasn't talking to you."
Mom: There is so much of the dog's dirty ball marks.
Me: *umm ohh no* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA dirty balls!
Why did the baby cross the road?
Because it was stapled to a chicken.
I had a dog with an eating disorder.
He wouldn’t eat any of my homework.
That moment when you have to ask your Chinese neighbor if he's seen your cat.
The poor cat (do yall know abt this omg)
I HAVE 8 CATS
charging power
the cutest kitten ever like if you think so
this is funny
I like catles
cat..............Just a cat here
Community talk
I have to put my cat cosmo in the microwave. she bit me. >:(
My cat Sivanna is sleeping on my bed IUHVIVHUVDI
SLEEPY KITTY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!