Domestic Animal Jokes - Page 2 - Worst Jokes Ever

Rabbit

Can a cook and clean for real? No, I do not want no rabbit hare in my house.

Goat

Why did the goat have an abortion?

Because she already had too many kids!

Memes

Cat

hmmm

A black cat with wide eyes looks to the right, beside it there is a black toy with two yellow circles for eyes. The text says "Not sure if my cat likes his new toy..."

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Cat

I like cats.

Dog

One dog said to the other dog, "Man, it is hard sleeping on the floor."

The other said, "Really? I like my bed."

Meow

Meow meow meow meow :p

Dog

Why do I call my dog a vibrator?

Because every time my dog acts like a dildo, I beat him, and when I beat him, he shakes. What do you call a shaking dildo? A vibrator, therefore I call my dog a vibrator.

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Kitten

MY 4 little kittens

The image displays four kittens huddled together. One kitten is black and blends in with the dark background, two tabby kittens are visible, and the fourth kitten is partially hidden behind the others. Text written on the image is '4 Kittys'.

Cat

A cat looks up at the camera with wide eyes. The text on the image reads: "4 AM. EVERYONE IS ASLEEP. PERFECT TIME TO RUN FROM ONE END OF THE HOUSE TO THE OTHER AT FULL SPEED AS LOUDLY AS POSSIBLE."

Dog

A small, tan-and-white dog is sitting on a gray couch, looking up with a slightly tilted head. The text above reads: "me: *stands up* my dog: oh word? where we going?"

Cat

A tabby cat is behind a cage. Next to the cat is a white piece of paper that says: "It has been 2 day(s) since I smacked someone for no reason."

Cat

A cat with grey and black swirling patterns is curled up on a carpeted cat tree, making it resemble a snail. The image asks the question, "Is this a cat or a snail?"

Power

charging power

A cat is sitting in the middle of rainbow colored light rays.

Cat

I like catles

A light orange cat lies on a gray rug, wearing a round, plush tan shell that gives the impression it's a turtle.

Dog

A black dog has its head over a white dog's head. The text on the image reads: "Another one" next to the black dog and "The dust" next to the white dog.

Cat

WOW ITS FAT

A chubby cat is shown lying on its stomach with its paws stretched out, looking directly into the camera. The text "WOW ITS FAT" is overlaid on the image.

Cat

I HAVE 8 CATS

Four black kittens huddled together on a reddish floor.

Cat

A close up image of an orange tabby cat looking directly at the camera. The text "U up??? Bowls empty lol" is placed in the upper part of the image.

Cat

A black and white cat with large, green eyes stares intently at the camera. The text above the image says, "When a cat closes its eyes around you it means it trusts you" My cat:

Kitten

free him

An orange kitten is sitting in a white toilet bowl.

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