Domestic Animal jokes
Can a cook and clean for real? No, I do not want no rabbit hare in my house.
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Why did the goat have an abortion?
Because she already had too many kids!
cat..............Just a cat here
I like cats.
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One dog said to the other dog, "Man, it is hard sleeping on the floor."
The other said, "Really? I like my bed."
Meow meow meow meow :p
Why do I call my dog a vibrator?
Because every time my dog acts like a dildo, I beat him, and when I beat him, he shakes. What do you call a shaking dildo? A vibrator, therefore I call my dog a vibrator.
MY 4 little kittens
charging power
I like catles
I HAVE 8 CATS
WOW ITS FAT
free him
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Community talk
I have to put my cat cosmo in the microwave. she bit me. >:(
My cat Sivanna is sleeping on my bed IUHVIVHUVDI
SLEEPY KITTY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!