Do jokes
Why do cows have bells?
Because their horns don’t work. 😂😂
Where do depressed people go to eat?
Suicide Sonic.
What do you call an idiot who walks on the road when cars are coming?
Fresh roadkill.
What do you call a taco in bed?
Es(tá co)stado.
What do you call it when a town on the south coast of England sprouts legs and starts walking around the country?
A walkie-Torquay.
Memes
What do you call an orphan? Batman.
Do you know who invented paper?
Cai Lun!
“RIP” Cai Lun.
What do you call a person with no eyebrows?
Ms. Burgos.
What phone do midgets use?
A MICROphone.
If you're ever bored, beat up an orphan, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What do you call a baby with red on it?
A baby in a microwave.
When it is quiet when you're having sex and you ask your partner to "Do the roar!"
Two cows are standing in a field. One cow says to the other, "What do you think about that mad cow disease?"
The other replies, "Well I don't have to worry about it. You're talking to a telephone pole."
What do you call a fish with no tail? A one-eyed grape.
How do u get a depressed person out of a tree?
You cut the rope they hung themself in...
What do you call a broccoli 🥦 when it’s a ghost?
Cauliflower!
Me: Hey, Mom? Why do we celebrate birthdays?
Mom: Because that's the day a new life was born, and people are born every day so every day is a special day.
My thoughts: And my friend wonders why I have depression...
Dad: What do you call a crazy creeper?
Mom: Shit, I don't know...
Kid: Crrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!
Dad: That's my boy's!!!
Joke: What do you call a gay alligator detective?
Answer: An Investigator
Where do Eagles send their children to study?
The Alpha birds.