Do jokes
What do you call a fat man with a rape whistle? Hogan!
What do you call an Arab flying a plane?
A pilot.
You racist fuck!
When you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
My mom told me that she and the owner of a Chinese restaurant made a deal. Now we get free Chinese food. So I ask my mom why do we get free Chinese food? Then my mom said, "I love him long time."
What do you call an Asian that steals cars? Tommy toke a motor.
Memes
What do squirrels eat?
Nuts. š„
What do cheetahs wear to work?
They can't change because cheetahs can't change their spots!
I want to do Uranus. (tounge emoji) (wet emoji)
God- make a grumpy old man president.
Angel- why?
G- cause I said so-name him Trump.
A- okay.
G- make him not pay taxes.
A- okay...
Fast forward to 2020
G- you know that grumpy old man?
A- yea...
G- make him create a deadly virus named after a beer.
A- Krona.
G- exactly.
A- why do you hate humans so much?
G- because I can.
What do you call a Chinese car thief?
Tommy Tookamota.
What do you call an @EB with no ears?
An Explain B.
What do you call a guy with a bald head who loves to eat biscuits, raisins, and caster sugar?
Gary Baldy (Garibaldi)!
What games do you play if you are bored?
Board games.
When do you go at stop and stop when done?
I don't know, I'm not a pedophile.
Parents: Why do you use your phone on the toilet?
Me: The same reason you read the newspaper on the toilet.
Q: What do you call a religious Wookie?
A: Jewbacca.
What do you call mo on a dating website? Tissue face.
What do you get when you throw a pebble in the ocean?
A wet pebble.
Q: How do you get 10 babies in a trashcan?
A: With a blender.
Q: How do you get them out?
A: Chips.
What do you call a girl with only one arm and leg?
Eileen.