Do jokes
A Catholic school is burning down. One of the priests says, "Save the children, save them!" Another priest says, "F*ck the children, we're gonna die!!" The last priest is like, "Hmmm... do we have time?"
What does a Chinese do when you throw an apple at him? Ka-ching!
What do emos and a bird nest have in common?
They both hang from a tree.
What do you call a caterpillar that's sad?
A sad caterpillar.
What do you call a dwarf that fell into a cement mixer?
A wee hard man.
Memes
What do you call a triggered white kid?
A school shooter!
What do you call a white kid looking at infants?
Pedophilia boy.
What do you call a flying Aboriginal?
Boong 747.
What do you call a Barbie doll that’s wearing scrubs?
A plastic surgeon. 😷
Do orphans love doing crime?
'Cause they want to be wanted.
What do you call a YouTuber? A virgin.
I would create an orphan website...
But you need a home page to do that.
(Since somebody stole this joke before) 🤷♀️
If you're ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Brother: Your nuts!
Sister: What do you mean? You're the one that has the nuts!
Q: What do you call brown mixed with yellow?
A: Someone who just ate beans.
Where do you mix a bunny and a hare?
Bunny hair.
What do you call a fat Mexican rat?
Rasmus.
Why do orphans not know how to play baseball?
Because they cannot find home.
Where do rabbits take baths and wash their asses?
What do you get when a dinosaur farts?
A blast from the past!