Do jokes
How do you make a dead baby float?
Two scoops of ice cream, one scoop of dead baby!
What do you call a blonde?
A piss-head.
What do you call a kid with no arms or legs?
Names......
How do you make holy water?
You boil the hell out of it.
What do you call an emo furry squad?
The suicide furs.
Memes
What do you call a rapper's pet?
A HIP-HOP-POTAMUS.
What do blondes and beer bottles have in common? They are both empty from the neck up.
What do you call a black astronaut? A black astronaut, you racist.
What do you call a flat-chested emo?
A chopping board.
Should I do a face reveal?
What do Michael Jackson and an Xbox have in common?
They both get turned on by kids.
What do you call it when tectonic plates start racing?
Continental Drift.
How do you make a blond snowman? You can't, you have to hollow out the head.
Why do orphans have 363 days on the calendar? Because they don't have Mother's or Father's Day!
What is one thing that a physicality handicapped gay man can do better than a heterosexual female or a bisexual female that are not born physicality handicapped? Know how to perform fellatio on a man that has a very long and thick and very large dick.
What do you say when going for a dunk in basketball?
"Kobe crash!"
Why do a woman like to have sex with the lights off?
They can't stand to see a man have a good time.
What do you call a Pokémon that wants to be a police officer?
Magic-cop!
How do you keep a blind kid entertained?
You take him to a stadium crowd, then give him a bat and tell him to hit the piñata.
What actor do orphans hate?
Dom Terreto (family).