Do jokes
What do you call your mom? Gay.
Iran: We can beat the USA.
Japan: You do realize we beat him in Battleship, and he dropped the sun on us.
Iran: So?
Japan: Twice!
What do you call a school bus with 30 kids?
A killstreak.
Why do ghosts go to bars?
For the boos!
Why do orphans not know how to spell?
Because no one likes them, dumb people. ðŸ¤ðŸ¤¡
Memes
What do you call a strong, independent girl in Haryana?
Dead.
Q: Why do orphans hate Fast and Furious movies?
A: Because they say "family" too often.
What do you call a lying Mexican?
Pinocchico.
What do you call a kid that's in the fire? Hot Wheels.
Why didn't the orphan do the work?
Because when the teacher says they would call your mum or dad, there's nobody to call.
Random guy: Hi, how old are you?
Me: 15
The guy: You're so young, age is just a number.
Me: Do you know what else is a number?
The guy: What?
Me: 911
Why do orphans hate smart kids?
Because the smart kids get their parents' attention.
What do an orphan and a blind person have in common? They both can't see their parents.
These days, dating life is hard. You put yourself out there, and it's hard to find someone. The only thing to do is turn to family.
What do you call a dick that doesn't fit in an asshole?
A misfit.
What does your girl do to me? She sucks me off.
Jack and Jill ran up the hill to pop some pills,
And Jill said, "Jack can do her without here will," and Jack's penis was still.
What can a dwarf do standing up that a tall person can't do standing up?
Perform fellatio.
Roses are red. Your blood is too. You look like a monkey And belong in a zoo.
Do not worry, I will be there too. Not in the cage, But laughing at you.
What do you say to a girl with no arms and no legs? Nice boobs!