Do jokes
Why do bees stay in the hive during winter?
... S'warm!
A doctor slept with one of his patients and thought to himself, "This is wrong, but some doctors do it..." He is a vet.
Do you know why an atom is positive? He kept his electrons.
Why do golfers bring an extra pair of socks? In case they get a hole in one.
What do you call a sad Doge?
What?
Nothing but Sarrrooooddd!
Memes
It's really great that you can make fun of orphans, 'cause what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Hi 👋 I love 💕 you know I do. What a good night of a good [something].
"Hi, honey, how do you want buns?"
I'm doing something Stephen Hawking can't do... pressing "I'm not a robot."
What do you call a magician that makes beer? Brew-dini?
If you ever get mad at an orphan, punch them in the face... What are they going to do, tell their parents?
What do you call a cow in a moving van?
A: A mooving cow.
Why do crabs never give to charity?
Because they're all shellfish.
Why do Blondes never suffer from headaches?
No brain, no pain.
What do you call a 96-year-old who can still masturbate?
Miracle Whip.
What do you call an artist with a brown finger?
Picasshole.
What do you call 2 nuns and a prostitute that play football?
Two tight ends and a wide receiver.
What do you call an emo girl with a flat chest?
A cutting board.
If a blind person can’t see, then do they sleep?
They’re the night watchers while people who see sleep.
"Where do young trees go to learn?"
"Elementree school."