Do jokes
What song do you play at an emo kid's funeral?
Van Halen's "Jump."
What do alcoholics and amputees have in common?
They are both legless.
Why do dwarfs do drugs?
To get high.
What do you call a dear with no eyes?
I have no eye deer!
What do you call a U.S. border hopper?
A Mexican jumping bean.
Memes
What do you call a rich Asian?
A cha-ching.
What do you call a fart in a gay bar?
A mating call.
Why do orphans enjoy playing tennis?
It's the only way they’ll get love.
What do you call a group of black men hanging from a tree?
Alabama wind chimes.
Why do lesbians shop at Sports Authority? Because they don’t like dicks.
How do you get a white girl to suck your dick?
Put ranch dressing on it.
Q) What do trees call deforestation?
A) TREASON!
What do emo kids like to smoke?
"Marjuanakillmyself."
Why do animators like Christianity?
Because Jesus was the one who invented T-Pose.
What do you call a male prostitute in a bar...
Handy Andy.
Where do orphans shop for home appliances?
A priest says to me, "Come up, my child." Then I said, "Do I know you? Because you're not my father."
What time do terrorists arrive in New York City?
9:11 AM
How do you get a depressed kid out of a tree? You cut the rope.
Ok guys, I have one last joke (for now).
What do you call it when Panera is over?
Panera end.