Do jokes
If you're bored, just go hit an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What do you call a sped kid in a wheelchair that caught on fire?
Hot Wheels.
Why can't orphans really play baseball?
Because when they do, all the other kids tell that joke that everyone has heard more than 50 times.
Q: How do you fit 4 gay men on a bar stool?
A: Flip the chair upside down.
What do you call a deer that has no eye? No-eye deer!
Memes
What do you get if you cross an avocado and a Glock?
Glockamole.
What do Nemo and Emily's dad have in common? They both can't be found.
What do you call an orphan?
Homeless.
I got sent to the principal's office after telling the kid in the wheelchair to do a wheelie.
What do Special Ed kids and fast kids have in common? They like to do things sped up.
Son: Dad, what's dark humor?
Dad: Do you see the guy over there with no arms?
Son: No, I'm blind.
Why do orphans play GTA? Because they canโt be wanted.
There was one kid that came home from school and asked his mom what dark humor was.
She said, "Well son, do you see that guy over there across the road? Go give him a high-five."
Son said, "But I can't see."
Mom said, "That's the point."
How do orphans see their family?
By looking at the mirror.
What do you get if you cross a gorilla and a prisoner? A kong-vict.
Why do blondes make bad bank robbers?
Because they tie up the safe and blow the guards.
Where do spiders commit crimes?
The Dark Web.
What do u call an orphan that takes a photo?
A family photo!
Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles their balls.
What's something a depressed person can do that a regular person can't?
The depressed person can scan themself.