Do jokes
what do you call a bunch of retarded kids in a hot tub?
steamed vegetables.
What do you call a sleeping bull? A bull dozer.
What do you call a white girl that can run faster than her brothers?
The redneck virgin.
What do you call a rich white man? Cracker with Cheese!
What do you call a guy whose hand is up a horse's butt?
An Amish Mechanic.
Memes
What do you say to a fat Asian?
You got more chins than a Chinese phone book.
How many babies do you need to paint a wall?
Depends on how hard you throw them.
What do you do when your baby starts screaming?
Use more lube.
What do Evil Knievel and Michael Jackson have in common? Both have skidmarks on their helmets.
What do emos and the Twin Towers have in common? There were two, but now there are none.
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family photo.
How do you confuse a blonde? Put it in a circle and tell it to sit in the corner.
Who do you want on your basketball team in heaven?
Peter. He can deny Jesus three times.
A Mexican boy said, "I can't do this." Then a guy says, "You can do it, we are Mexican, not Mexicant."
How do cows laugh?
Moo-haha.
What do you call a cute boy with Down syndrome?
Awwtistic.
Not totally a joke but... What do all these rape joke naysayers have in common with rapists? They are also forcing themselves on others.
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he had no balls to do it.
What do you call your Indian best friend who is the ABSOLUTE BEST at cunnilingus? A Curry Muncher.
I can do a very good Michael Jackson impersonation. I just need a kid who can keep a secret.