Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they do not know where home is.
Do Not Jokes
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: Because chickens are mindless creatures and do not know any better.
Here [are] some questions firesharky:
1. What color hair do u have?
2. What[s] MY parents['] names? What hospital [were] u born in?
3. What state [were] u born in?
Do not say I don't know.
What's the difference between a boy and girl? A boy always carries an average 5in "do not enter" sign.
My wife and I have reached the difficult decision that we do not want children.
If anybody does, please just send me your contact details, and we can drop them off tomorrow.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they do not know where home is.
I do not have enough information to complete this request. Can you please provide the joke?
Tj if you don't stop trying to ruin Gwen and Prince's relationship then I will scream!!!!!!!!!!
It's some dumb faker and what point of she just wants to be your friend do not understand!
What do you get if you do not eat? Dry.
What do you call crabs that do not share their food?
They are shellfish! (ノ≧∀≦)ノ
Mom clean your room Me no it’s my room and I don’t want to clean it Mom you are nothing like Mrs. Smith’s daughter me Well I’m not Mrs. Smith’s daughter now am I you are the Worst like why are you trying to compare me with Mrs. Smith’s daughter I’m not her OK I am not her so stop Mom do you know what I pushed you out of my hula 43 minutes do not make me hate you because guess what I brought you into the world and I can take you out of it Me bro
"We are trans. We are Gay. We are lesbian. We are Bi."
We Do Not Care.
What starts with S and ends with S? STUPID HOMEWORK NEVER ENDS.
What starts with C and ends with K? Children do not cook.
What did you think I was going to say? How bold of you to assume.
You do not spell "computer" like this; you spell it like this: "cumputer."
When a kindergarten teacher asks a kid to sing the alphabet, he said "ab3defg." The teacher said, "Do you like 3D?" He said, "Yeah." The teacher yelled, "Okay, do you have a 3DS?" He said yes. The teacher goes into his bag and says, "Say ABCs or your 3DS will be destroyed." He says, "ab3defghijlmnopqrs." "Oh, he learned well." The teacher threw the 3DS out the window. The kid gets it, and it still works. Then he googles ABCs. It goes to YouTube and says, "abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz." The teacher is proud of the 3DS. The class went home telling parents.
Do not roast. *sigh in depression*
I was stark nude. Hehe, I was. I truly and sincerely was.
The nurses giggled and said, "Joseph, why the hell is your wiener so loving?"
My penis purred and stroked their hands. I laughed and said, "I do not know."
Why can't two Chinese make a white baby?
Because two Wongs don't make a white.
Why can orphans get away with being bad at school?
They do not have parents to bring to parent/teacher conferences.
I told you ten puns to make you laugh, and I do not pun in-ten-did.
