Do not jokes
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they do not know where home is.
I was stark nude. Hehe, I was. I truly and sincerely was.
The nurses giggled and said, "Joseph, why the hell is your wiener so loving?"
My penis purred and stroked their hands. I laughed and said, "I do not know."
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: Because chickens are mindless creatures and do not know any better.
Here [are] some questions firesharky:
1. What color hair do u have?
2. What[s] MY parents['] names? What hospital [were] u born in?
3. What state [were] u born in?
Do not say I don't know.
What's the difference between a boy and girl? A boy always carries an average 5in "do not enter" sign.
yes do not forget
My wife and I have reached the difficult decision that we do not want children.
If anybody does, please just send me your contact details, and we can drop them off tomorrow.
I do not have enough information to complete this request. Can you please provide the joke?
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they do not know where home is.
Tj if you don't stop trying to ruin Gwen and Prince's relationship then I will scream!!!!!!!!!!
It's some dumb faker and what point of she just wants to be your friend do not understand!
What do you call crabs that do not share their food?
They are shellfish! (ノ≧∀≦)ノ
What do you get if you do not eat? Dry.
Who is the Hamburglar's perverted cousin?
The Turdburglar.
You really do not want to see the mess these two make of the washrooms in a fast food joint.
"We are trans. We are Gay. We are lesbian. We are Bi."
We Do Not Care.
What starts with S and ends with S? STUPID HOMEWORK NEVER ENDS.
What starts with C and ends with K? Children do not cook.
What did you think I was going to say? How bold of you to assume.
You do not spell "computer" like this; you spell it like this: "cumputer."
Do not roast. *sigh in depression*
Why can't two Chinese make a white baby?
Because two Wongs don't make a white.
Why can orphans get away with being bad at school?
They do not have parents to bring to parent/teacher conferences.
I told you ten puns to make you laugh, and I do not pun in-ten-did.
Guys, do not follow Tom, he is super inappropriate. I did a 48-hour face reveal and this is what he said:
Tom 13 minutes ago Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm ur so cute I wanna fuck your pussy so hard you look amazing I luv ur face come have sex with me mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmhmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm