Distant jokes
Your hairline is so far away that Jesus could've seen it when he was on the cross.
Two hunters are walking in the forest together. Hunter #2 flops down, unconscious, and Hunter #1 dials 911.
Operator: "911, what's your emergency?"
Hunter no. 1: "The other hunter, hunting with me in the woods, fell asleep."
Operator: "Check if he's/she's (not assuming genders) dead."
*Operator hears a distant gunshot*
Hunter no. 1: "What do I do next?"
Your hairline is so far back that it killed the dinosaurs.
What is hard about having a relationship with an astronaut?
They are always so distant! :-]
I wasn't close to my dad when he died.
Which was good. He died during 9/11.
Your hairline goes sooooo far back that dinosaurs exist on it.
You call your dad the sun because he is 90 million miles away.
Me: Would you like to be the sun in my life?
Her: Awww... Yes!!!
Me: Good, then stay 92.96 million miles away from me.
Community talk
i feel like my bf is getting distant and now i cant sleep.
For my dou "Does she know how proud I am she was created With the courage to unlearn all of their hatred We don't talk much but I just gotta say 'I miss you, and I hope that you're okay'" idk when ill see or talk to u again, but thanks for everything youve done. even if its been a while i still count the days down, nothings forever, but if this is what u want, i hope ur happy
Y'all, I just needed to say. It's obvious that I'm Chxl. It's obvious that I've changed... But I'm so used to everything being like, Someone apologizes and says they changed no one forgives them or even gives them another chance and doesn't believe they changed.. I only made more accounts because I didn't want you guys to deal with me even though you had to. I know I'm not the victim but Idk why I do but I run from … Read more