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Poster

13 views · Swf · 1 year ago
The meme shows three frames. The first frame shows Gandalf in front of a hobbit door, saying "We don't want any more visitors, well-wishers, or distant relations!". The second frame shows Uncle Sam with Gandalf's hair and beard pointing with the words "And what about very old recruiting posters?". The last frame shows Bilbo with his arms out and yelling "Propagandalf!"
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    • Dyson sphere

    18 views · Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago
    The image shows a portrait of Young Thug next to an artist's depiction of a Dyson Sphere. Text overlaid on the image reads, "Court documents reveal Young Thug was in the process of constructing a Dyson Sphere in a distant Galaxy."
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    • Astronaut

    3 views · Marli Harris · 6 years ago

    What is hard about having a relationship with an astronaut?

    They are always so distant! :-]

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