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Baptism

Big Jim · 11 months ago

    • COVID was a different ERA

    Inside a church, a couple holds a baby dressed in white for a baptism. A priest, wearing a surgical mask and dressed in white vestments, stands across the baptismal font, pointing a pink, handheld sprayer or squirt gun at the baby to administer the water from a distance. The text reads: "This was the most insane stage of the pandemic."
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    • Visitor

    Swf · 2 years ago
    • The meme shows three frames. The first frame shows Gandalf in front of a hobbit door, saying "We don't want any more visitors, well-wishers, or distant relations!". The second frame shows Uncle Sam with Gandalf's hair and beard pointing with the words "And what about very old recruiting posters?". The last frame shows Bilbo with his arms out and yelling "Propagandalf!"
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    Dyson sphere

    Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago
    • The image shows a portrait of Young Thug next to an artist's depiction of a Dyson Sphere. Text overlaid on the image reads, "Court documents reveal Young Thug was in the process of constructing a Dyson Sphere in a distant Galaxy."
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    • Hairline

    Anonymous · 4 years ago

    • Your hairline is so close to Earth, it's 100 million lightyears away!

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