Yo mama is so fat, she got locked in a weapon store, and she broke it down without any weapons.
Dimension Jokes
Yo mama so fat, she broke the stairs to heaven.
Your forehead is so big, the moon landing was there.
"Paper is 2D!" said Pen.
"No, it's 3D!" said Pencil.
After Pencil proved it to Pen, Pen said, "Oh, I suppose you're write."
Yo mama so fat even Dora can't explore it.
Yo mama so fat, she takes up all the space.
Why is my pee pee 2 inches in length but 5 in girth?
What do you call a two-dimensional owl? A Paper Towl!