Dilemma jokes
Why can’t orphans have sex?
They have no one to call “daddy.”
Why don't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
When Bubba's condom broke, he spent a lot of sleepless nights wondering if he was going to be an uncle or a dad.
Why couldn't the skeleton go to the dance?
Because he had no BODY to go with.
What's worse than placing 10 babies in a trash can?
Placing 1 baby in 10 trash cans...
Why can't an orphan have sex?
Because they can't call them "daddy."
Why can't an orphan play baseball or softball?
They can't find home. 🤣
If you're ever bored, just punch an orphan because what are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Sans: Hey Frisk, why didn't the skeleton go to the dance?
Frisk: Why didn't he go to the dance?
Sans: 'Cause he had no body to dance with!
Why didn't the orphan cross the road? Where was he gonna go?
Why can’t an orphan celebrate Father’s Day and Mother’s Day? Because they have no parents.
How do I feed the baby with my pants on?
My friend said, "Dude, if you don't put your desk in line with the column, you're gay." So he did it, and I said, "Well, I guess now he's straight." ;D
When your mum tells you to help your granny And you in plug life support.
Why couldn’t 3 ask 4 on a date? Because he was 2 squared.
A hillbilly female has to decide if she would save her brother or her boyfriend. She chose both because her brother is her boyfriend.
When you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Why was the skeleton sad at the dance?
Because it had "no body" to go with.
When I'm bored, I text a random number, "I hid the body... now what?"
Why can't the skeleton go to the prom?
Because he had no-BODY to go with!