Dilemma jokes
Why can't orphans be gay?
They don't know who to call daddy.
Q: Why can't orphans be gay?
A: They have nobody to call daddy.
A mouse said, "Who should put the bell on the cat?" Then all mice said, "The old one."
You get on an elevator and you find the Pope and Donald Trump cowering from two snarling wolves. In your hand you find a revolver with only two bullets in it... what do you do?
You shoot the Pope and the Donald each in a leg and exit the elevator at the next stop.
A man goes to a motel room and sees a woman tied up and she said, "Help me please!" He had to do some forceful thinking.
Why can't orphans tell jokes?
They have no one to tell them to, people.
Why can’t orphans go to daughter and dad dance night? They don’t have a dad to go with.
What are two things orphans can’t have?
Parents.
Why can't orphans say "mommy: me?" Because the fosters said no.
Why can't an orphan have sex?
Because they can't scream "daddy!"
If you punch an orphan, they can't do anything; they can't tell their parents.
Why can’t orphans have sex, my friends? Why? They have none to call daddy.
Why can't orphans go to family restaurants?
Because they don't have a family to go with.
You have a six-minute timer to live, but when you breathe, it resets.
Why can’t orphans win trophies?
Because they can’t take them home.
Why can't orphans have sex?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Why can't orphans have sex?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Why can’t orphans have sex?
They have no one to call "daddy."
Me telling a depression and suicide joke in front of my friends.
My friends: ........ Oh wait, I don't have any, so nothing to worry about here.
You can get into a fight with an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?