Difficult choice jokes

Would you rather:

Fight Mike Tyson

Or

Lick an elephant's butt after it took a crap with diarrhea?

So things are just too tiring to sort out... like which adoption center you should send your son to?

I can't decide which side to take on abortion; on one hand it kills babies and on the other it gives women a choice...

Hvis du tenker på det, så er adopsjon siste valget for et barn, så de som er adoptert var siste valget.

If you think about it, then adoption is the last choice for getting a child, so those who are adopted were the last choice.

My wife and I have made a difficult choice and have decided we do not want children.

If anybody does, please just send me your contact details, and we can drop them off tomorrow.