Q: What is the difference between Americans and Africans? A: Some of them have food, and some of them don't have food.
Difference Jokes
What is the difference between an orphan and a TV?
One has more channels.
What is the difference between an orphan and a candle?
One is used.
What is the difference between you and a calendar?
A calendar has dates.
What’s the difference between Diana and Casper the ghost?
Casper can go through walls, Diana can't.
What is the difference between the Titanic and the Twin Towers?
They both went down.
What is the difference between interstate and intercourse?
What is the difference between a gay male who is not physically challenged giving a blowjob to a gay male that is not physically challenged, and a gay male who is physically challenged giving a blowjob to a gay male who is not physically challenged?
A gay male who is not physically challenged who receives a blowjob from a gay male who is physically challenged would still not believe that the physically challenged male is gay because the gay male who is not physically challenged is the definition of an asshole.
What’s the difference between an orphan and a leaf? Only one falls down the family tree.
What’s the difference between an orphan and a baseball field? The baseball field has a home to run back to.
What's the difference between a newborn baby and an orphan after a rugby match?
They both come out bloody and crying, but at least one gets picked up.
You wanna know the difference between a rake and your mom? The rake is actually useful.
Q: What's the difference between LeBron James and a priest?
A: The size of balls they play with.
Me when my girlfriend comes home, I check her phone and there are 100 texts from a different guy asking her out, and her text says yes.
Get the whip, you're out!
What's the difference between God and Ron DeSantis?
God does not think he is Ron DeSantis.
What's the difference between an abortion and a baby girl in China? Nothing, they both die.
What makes a healthy normal man different to a disabled man?
"They can move it, move it." (from King Julian)
What makes a healthy normal man different to a disabled man?
"I'm still standing, yeah, yeah, yeah!" (from Elton John)
What’s the difference between a pig and Maddie McCann?
Least a pig had an apple in its mouth when it was spit roasted.
What's the difference between an Afghan kindergarten and a military target?
The drone guy didn't know either.
