Difference

Difference Jokes

American

Q: What is the difference between Americans and Africans? A: Some of them have food, and some of them don't have food.

Orphan

What is the difference between an orphan and a TV?

One has more channels.

Diana

What’s the difference between Diana and Casper the ghost?

Casper can go through walls, Diana can't.

Titanic

What is the difference between the Titanic and the Twin Towers?

They both went down.

Blowjob

What is the difference between a gay male who is not physically challenged giving a blowjob to a gay male that is not physically challenged, and a gay male who is physically challenged giving a blowjob to a gay male who is not physically challenged?

A gay male who is not physically challenged who receives a blowjob from a gay male who is physically challenged would still not believe that the physically challenged male is gay because the gay male who is not physically challenged is the definition of an asshole.

Orphan

What’s the difference between an orphan and a leaf? Only one falls down the family tree.

Orphan

What’s the difference between an orphan and a baseball field? The baseball field has a home to run back to.

Orphan

What's the difference between a newborn baby and an orphan after a rugby match?

They both come out bloody and crying, but at least one gets picked up.

Rake

You wanna know the difference between a rake and your mom? The rake is actually useful.

LeBron James

Q: What's the difference between LeBron James and a priest?

A: The size of balls they play with.

Girlfriend

Me when my girlfriend comes home, I check her phone and there are 100 texts from a different guy asking her out, and her text says yes.

Get the whip, you're out!

God

What's the difference between God and Ron DeSantis?

God does not think he is Ron DeSantis.

Abortion

What's the difference between an abortion and a baby girl in China? Nothing, they both die.

Man

What makes a healthy normal man different to a disabled man?

"They can move it, move it." (from King Julian)

Man

What makes a healthy normal man different to a disabled man?

"I'm still standing, yeah, yeah, yeah!" (from Elton John)

Pig

What’s the difference between a pig and Maddie McCann?

Least a pig had an apple in its mouth when it was spit roasted.

Drone

What's the difference between an Afghan kindergarten and a military target?

The drone guy didn't know either.