What's the difference between the Christ and Anti-Christ? The romans put sugar syrup on the second one.
What's the difference between 5% of priests and 5% of atheists? 5% of atheists have seen a ghost 5% of priests have spooked altar boys in the sacristy
Why are dogs different than orphans?
Because dogs don't cry for there parents.
what is the difference between clash royal and the twin towers?clash royal still has a tower
What do you call Panera bread that has been weathered and eventually gathered and via cementation and pressure it becomes a layer of different materials and is also one of the most common types of rock in the sea?? Panera sed.
What's the difference between a low tide and your hairline? Nothing, they're both receding.
What's the difference between Woody from Toy Story, and a Catholic priest?
One goes limp when a child walks in the room.
What's the difference between my arm and legs? Nothing I slit both of them
what the difference between a emo and a banana they both hang like apples
What’s the difference between the twin towers and Macdonalds macdonalds has a drive through twin towers has a fly through
what is the difference between an orphan and a watermelon one of them is picked
What is the difference between a feminist and a gorilla? One of them is fat and hairy, while the other one has a functional brain (the gorilla, of course).
What is the difference between me and the twin towers. My mom was only airplane feeding me a spoon.
Story’s like Rudolph and Wonder show that different means worse.
What's the difference between a Russian potato and an U.S. potato?
The U.S. potato can still compete in the Special Olympics
What the difference between normal sex and anal sex ?
One makes your whole day and one makes your hole weak
What’s the difference between broccoli and little girls?
I don’t like the taste of broccoli
What's the difference between a orphan and a Chinese kid? The Chinese kid has a home.
Guy: Hey siri, I failed my final exams, can you cheer me up? Siri: What’s the difference between you and your grandma? Your grandma passed
Why are Americans so good at solving rubic cubes?
Because there good at separating colours
