guys why r we being racist, why cant we love eachother pls, gimme that dick boy, pls stop fighting, lets love eachother and them big ole dicks pls, gimme that dick, i hate racism
What's the difference between jam and jelly?
You can't jelly your dick into someone's asshole.
My friend called me a dick earlier. I said you are what you eat. He then proceeded to run away from me.
Balls are balls aka dicks
Isnt there a software company named after your Dick?
Microsoft?
sometimes when im sad i remember i have a big dick
There was 1 gay guy, who kissed 4576 gay guys. Then had sex with them, creaming so hard, all of the dicks cumming on his face. Then he stopped & had sex again x6, now he was left with...
Enyaw’s fanny smells of dirty ,moist ,fishy ,rotten egg , dead Elizabeth, pig dick , cow cum filth 🤭. Dirty bitch
why did the dick suck my ass, they died
Steven Hawkins don’t have a dick he has a microchip
Your mom said can you get to the dick game
Femboys are looking kinda tasty for a date,espicically the Dick and their Balls
What is a dirty minded harry potter fans favorite spell before the deed? dickus embigus!
bobby had 54 dicks (54) he took 33 pills a month (5433) once he ran out of pills, he was left with 45 dicks (543345) (flip the calculator once you got the full number. 543345! he's got a lot!
It turns into ligma Brother: what ligma Big Brother: ligma dick
Guy: shows girlfriend his dick girlfriend: " cool where is it?"
guys the person that said suck a dick was mase his real name is mason so ya
Guys, don’t suck your own dick, it does not feel like your dick is being sucked, it feels like your sucking a dick
