Why does Donald Trump have a fervent crush on the Russian president?
He is Putin his Dick where it don't belong!
Whats ur mom and a dog got in common? Both will lick dick if u put peanut butter on it.
How do you get a white girl to suck your dick? Put ranch dressing on it
What do you lesbians shop at Sports Authority? Because they don’t like dicks.
I started a new job. My boss said "Hi, my name is Rebecca, but people call me Becky". I said "My name is Kyle, but people call me Dick".
She said "how do you get Dick from Kyle?" I replied "you just ask nicely
A deaf couple wants to know when to have sex...
The wife says, "If you want to have sex, squeeze my tits once. If you don't want to have sex, squeeze my tits twice."
The husband says, "OK if you want to have sex, pull my dick once. If you don't want to have sex, pull my dick 437 times
What do you call a bunny with a bent dick?
Fucks funny