What's the difference between a depressed person and a pizza?
Pizza won't cut itself.
What is it called when a depressed person gets a stroke?
A stroke of luck :)
How does the next train stop for a depressive person? Death.
What's the depressed person's favorite song?
Van Halen - Jump
what's a depressed person's favorite game?
hangman
What's a depressed person's favorite drink?
Depresso espresso.
What's a depressed person's favorite drink?
Coff- na, jk, bleach.
How are wet clothes and a depressed person alike? One gets hung up to dry, the other gets hung up to die.
The last words of a depressive person are: "Yay, Freedom."
I'm a gay depressed person. Would that make me a happy unhappy person?
What does a depressed person and a jacket have in common?
They’re both hanging in the closet.
How can you save a depressed person from a tree?
You cut the rope.
What does a depressed person and a chicken have in common? They both try to fly.
What's something a depressed person can do that a regular person can't?
The depressed person can scan themself.
What do you call a depressed person's life?
At this point, nonexistent.
How do you lift a depressed person up?
No need, they'll find a way to get on the tree somehow.
How do you get a depressed person to jump?
Put them on a bridge.
What happened when the depressed person waved at a tree?
It left him hanging.
Sometimes a depressed person is antidepression.
What does the depressed person say to the happy person?
"Damn, I wish I was on the stuff you're on, lol."
