Depressed person jokes
What do you say to a depressed person on the ceiling?
Hang in there!
How are wet clothes and a depressed person alike? One gets hung up to dry, the other gets hung up to die.
What does a depressed person and a chicken have in common? They both try to fly.
What does a depressed person say when they're happy?
"..."
What do you call a depressed person holding a knife?
Freedom yay! (so funny ikr)
What's a depressed person's least favorite type of cereal?
LIFE.
What's a depressed person's favorite drink?
Coff- na, jk, bleach.
What's the depressed person's favorite song?
Van Halen - Jump
What do you call a depressed person?
Me.
Regular depressed person: I'm depressed, so I'll go see a therapist.
Me: I'm depressed, so I won't do anything about it, work on many projects at the same time, destroying my sanity slowly while relying on caffeine and pills as my only way to take down my headaches, and making memes about it online to help myself cope with the pain.
What do you call a depressed person's life?
At this point, nonexistent.
What is the worst motivational thing to say to a depressed person?
If at first you don't succeed, try, try again.
What's the one thing that makes a depressed person jump? A bridge.
What's a depressed person's favorite game? Hangman.
Would a depressed person enjoy a cat scratch? After all, it's a free slice.
How do you get a depressed person to jump?
Put them on a bridge.
How can you save a depressed person from a tree?
You cut the rope.
Why can't you kill a depressed person?
Because they are already dead inside.
What do my clothes and a depressed person not have in common?
My clothes don't hang themselves...
How do you lift a depressed person up?
No need, they'll find a way to get on the tree somehow.