What's the depressed person's favorite song? Van Halen - Jump
What is it called when a depressed person gets a stroke? A stroke of luck :)
How long does it take for a depressed person to change a light bulb? 5 days. & I’m pretty proud of myself.
what's a depressed person's favorite game? hangman
Whats a depressed persons favorite drink?
Depresso espresso
whats a depression person favorite drink ?? coff- na jk bleach..
How is wet clothes and a depressed person alike? One gets hung up to dry, the other gets hung up to die.
The last Words of a depressive Person are:"Yay,Freedom"
What does a depressed person and a jacket have in common?
They’re both hanging in the closet
I'm a gay depressed person would that make me a happy unhappy person?
How can you save a depressed person from a tree? you cut the rope
What does a depressed person and a chicken have in common? They both try to fly.
what do you call a depressed person's life
at this point, non-existent
What's the difference between a depressed person and a pizza? Pizza won't cut itself.
How do you get a depressed person to jump?
Put them on a bridge
What happened when the depressed person waved at a tree?
It left him hanging..
Sometimes a depressed person antidepression.
What does the depression person say to the happy person? Damn I wish I was on the stuff your on lol.
What do you call a flat chested depressed person? A cutting board.
What do you say to a depression person? I like ya cut g
