Depressed person jokes
What would fall out of a tree first, a depressed person or a feather?
Answer: The feather wouldn't. The rope would stop the person from falling all the way.
What do you call a depressed person holding a knife?
Freedom yay! (so funny ikr)
What's a depressed person's least favorite type of cereal?
LIFE.
Regular depressed person: I'm depressed, so I'll go see a therapist.
Me: I'm depressed, so I won't do anything about it, work on many projects at the same time, destroying my sanity slowly while relying on caffeine and pills as my only way to take down my headaches, and making memes about it online to help myself cope with the pain.
What is the worst motivational thing to say to a depressed person?
If at first you don't succeed, try, try again.
How do you get a depressed person to jump?
Put them on a bridge.
How do you lift a depressed person up?
No need, they'll find a way to get on the tree somehow.
What's the depressed person's favorite song?
Van Halen - Jump
What do you call a depressed person's life?
At this point, nonexistent.
What do you call a depressed person?
Me.
How can you save a depressed person from a tree?
You cut the rope.
What do my clothes and a depressed person not have in common?
My clothes don't hang themselves...
Why did the depressed person cross the road?
To get run over.
What's a depressed person's favorite drink?
Depresso espresso.
Nah, just kidding, it's bleach.