Depressed person jokes

What do you call a flat-chested depressed person?

A cutting board.

What do you say to a depressed person?

"I like ya cut, G."

Another joke, I know they suck.

What is a depressed person's favorite joke? Their life.

Every depressed person just has to say, "I WANT TO JUMP OFF THAT TALL BUILDING RIGHT THERE!" and then points to the building and runs up to it like an immature child, and then they get disappointed when they aren't allowed into the building.

What's a depressed person's favorite game? Hangman.

Regular depressed person: I'm depressed, so I'll go see a therapist.

Me: I'm depressed, so I won't do anything about it, work on many projects at the same time, destroying my sanity slowly while relying on caffeine and pills as my only way to take down my headaches, and making memes about it online to help myself cope with the pain.

The last words from a depressive person are: "I finally see a train!"

I went to a depressed person and said, "Do you wanna hang with me?"

What does a depressed person say when they're happy?

"..."

What's the one thing that makes a depressed person jump? A bridge.