Depp jokes
Why did the octopus cry?
Because his mum said he looked like Johnny Depp.
One thing that Johnny Depp and Michael Jackson love to do? Sniff on little white crack.
Johnny Depp, Michael Jackson, and Marilyn Manson all walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Why don't you take a seat, right over there?" Turns out the bartender was Chris Hansen himself.
Johnny Depp fans claim to support their god because they sympathize with male victims of sexual assault. Yet a large chunk of them cheer on Wacko Jacko raping little boys, calling it "innocent".
How do you know Johnny Depp finished his meal?
When you see fifty empty bottles of wine on his front doorstep.
What does Johnny Depp hate about driving a car?
He can't drink and drive.
I do consider Johnny Depp to be a victim of domestic violence.
Just like how I consider a children's hospital run by Michael Jackson and a retirement home run by Harold Shipman to be both safe places to be in.
Who says Rihanna isn't charitable?
I mean, she found Johnny Depp for her fashion show by scouting for people living in tents down in Skid Row.
What does Johnny Depp do when his kids are not home?
Cocaine.
What's the difference between Johnny Depp and Eminem? Eminem was never proven to beat his wife in court, but Johnny Depp was.