Dental Floss jokes
How do you blindfold an Asian?
You use dental floss.
Q: How do you cover a Chinese's eyes?
A: Use dental floss.
halloween be like
Why do tampons have strings? So you can floss your teeth when you’re done eating.
Q. What’s white, sticky, and better to spit than to swallow?
A. Toothpaste.
What's white, sticky, and better to spit out then to swallow?
Toothpaste.
What's the best way to get gum out of your hair?
Cancer.
Dentist: Open up, sir.
Me: So... I hate my life, my family, my sisters, my dog, my cat, and I tried to take a bath with my toaster, but my dog took it. That's why I hate my dog. And my cat died trying to chew my rope; it choked... Yea.
Dentist: I... meant your mouth... so I can clean your teeth.
Me: :O Ohhhh, my bad.
Dentist: Do you need help??
Me: Yep.
Dentist: ...
Me: ....
She has a right mindset
