Dental hygiene jokes
Why do tampons have strings? So you can floss your teeth when you’re done eating.
Your teeth are so spread out my mom can drive her car through the gap in your teeth.
Comebacks when someone say: Bully: "Your teeth is so yellow that when you start smiling you slow down the traffic." Say: "At least its brighter than your future."
Have you seen the Xbox game Sea of Thieves?
Sea if these nuts fit on yo mouth.
Q. What’s white, sticky, and better to spit than to swallow?
A. Toothpaste.
What's brown and rather bad for your dental health?
- A baseball bat.
What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.
Brother: "I can hear you using the vibrator every night, I’m right here if you need help."
Sister: "That’s my f***ing electric toothbrush!"
Brother: "Oh, well the offer still stands."
Dentist: Open up, sir.
Me: So... I hate my life, my family, my sisters, my dog, my cat, and I tried to take a bath with my toaster, but my dog took it. That's why I hate my dog. And my cat died trying to chew my rope; it choked... Yea.
Dentist: I... meant your mouth... so I can clean your teeth.
Me: :O Ohhhh, my bad.
Dentist: Do you need help??
Me: Yep.
Dentist: ...
Me: ....