Why do tampons have strings? So you can floss your teeth when you’re done eating.
Your teeth are so spread out my mom can drive her car through the gap in your teeth.
Comebacks when someone say: Bully: "Your teeth is so yellow that when you start smiling you slow down the traffic." Say: "At least its brighter than your future."
Have you seen the Xbox game Sea of Thieves?
Sea if these nuts fit on yo mouth.