Dental hygiene jokes

Why do tampons have strings? So you can floss your teeth when you’re done eating.

Have you seen the Xbox game Sea of Thieves?

Sea if these nuts fit on yo mouth.

Comebacks when someone say: Bully: "Your teeth is so yellow that when you start smiling you slow down the traffic." Say: "At least its brighter than your future."

Your teeth are so spread out my mom can drive her car through the gap in your teeth.

Did you know nine of ten dentists recommend oral sex?

I'll put white in your smile.

A Japanese man goes to the dentist. After being there for a while, the dentist asks, "How often do you floss your teeth?"

The Jap said, "After every meal." When they finish up, the dentist turns to him and says, "You need to floss your eyes more. I can still see them."

What are the four letters you don't want to hear from a dentist?

I C D K

What time are most dentist appointments? Tooth hurty.