Decomposing jokes

Beethoven composed his whole life.

What did he do in the afterlife? He decomposed! Har har har har har har.

My friend has a dry sense of humor.

Probably because her body was decomposed ages ago.

What do you call a mushroom that makes music?

A decomposer.

What is Beethoven doing now?

Decomposing.

What is Mozart doing right now? -- Decomposing.

What do classical musicians do when they die?

They decompose.