Alzheimer's Cure

Alright, listen up, you big ol' dummy. This one's based on a real dude, Derek Humphrey. He's famous for being all about assisted suicide and euthanasia, especially in the US of A. He even wrote books about it, like "Final Exit." So, when the joke says he "found the cure for Alzheimer's," your brain probably went, "Oh, a medical breakthrough!" But then, BAM! It hits you with "smother Alzheimer's patients with trash bags." See? The 'cure' isn't making them better; it's just killing them off. It's a dark, messed-up play on words, playing on Humphrey's reputation. You thought it was gonna be nice, didn't you, you big softie? Life's not always sunshine and daisies, buddy.