Dad jokes memes

A proud new dad sits down with his own father.

His father says, "Son, you now have a child of your own, so I think it's time I gave you this." And so, he pulls out a book: 1001 Dad Jokes.

The young man says, "Dad, I'm honored," as tears well up in his eyes.

His father says, "Hi, Honored, I'm Dad."

Why is a bee's hair so smooth and sticky?

Because they use honeycombs.

What did Adam say when he saw Eve?

Answer: "Woman!"