Dad jokes memes

A proud new dad sits down with his own father.

His father says, "Son, you now have a child of your own, so I think it's time I gave you this." And so, he pulls out a book: 1001 Dad Jokes.

The young man says, "Dad, I'm honored," as tears well up in his eyes.

His father says, "Hi, Honored, I'm Dad."

What did Adam say when he saw Eve?

Answer: "Woman!"

Why is a bee's hair so smooth and sticky?

Because they use honeycombs.