Dad Jokes

I would tell you a story of my dad... If I knew who he was.

So, a guy walked into the store and said to the worker: "Is this free?"

Then the worker said: "Nope, 'cause I'm on sale!"

Why did Morgan’s dad leave her?

She kept making dad jokes.

Q: Why did the father throw butter out the window?

A: He wanted to see a butterfly.

10 years ago my dad went to get milk. He said when he got back, he was going to tell me a joke. That joke better be worth it!

I love your mom and dad's joke! They made it together and called it your name.

The last joke about the dad was a joke. Don't take it seriously. Can't believe that people actually think that was true.

You'd think my son would be happy that Daddy bought him a new bike. But no... oh no, he just sits in his wheelchair and cries like a little girl.

Three men walk into a bar. You would think the 3rd one would have ducked! 😅

"Wanna hear a joke?"

"Sure."

"You SURE will be glad when this dad joke's over."

"That was pretty DAD!"

What makes a joke a dad joke? I don't know. I don't even have one as an example.

What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?

"SUPPLIES!"

What does a skeleton tile his roof with?

Shin-gles!