Dad Jokes
Why can’t an orphan make a joke?
Dad jokes.
When does a joke become a dad joke? When it goes to get the milk yet never comes back.
Miss you dad.
I would tell a dad joke, but it already left me.
My dad went to school saying dad jokes. I was embarrassed and I cried with a-dult cry.
Want to hear a dad joke? Look in the mirror. You get the joke.
What is the difference between a normal joke and a dad joke?
When it leaves and never comes back.
What does a baby computer call its father? Data.
What's the difference between dad jokes and bad jokes?
The letter b.
Dad, I'm hungry.
Hi, hungry, I'm Dad! 👋🍪🍩🍬🌮🍔🍗🍟🍤🍉🍭🍫🍰
When does a joke become a dad joke?
When it leaves and never comes back.
Why did Morgan’s dad leave her?
She kept making dad jokes.
I love your mom and dad's joke! They made it together and called it your name.
What did Adam say when he saw Eve?
Answer: "Woman!"
"Wanna hear a joke?"
"Sure."
"You SURE will be glad when this dad joke's over."
"That was pretty DAD!"
What makes a joke a dad joke?
I don't know. I don't even have one as an example.
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?
"SUPPLIES!"