Dad Jokes
A proud new dad sits down with his own father.
His father says, "Son, you now have a child of your own, so I think it's time I gave you this." And so, he pulls out a book: 1001 Dad Jokes.
The young man says, "Dad, I'm honored," as tears well up in his eyes.
His father says, "Hi, Honored, I'm Dad."
I would make a dad joke, but I don't have a dad to joke about.
Why can’t orphans have dad jokes? Because they don’t got one.
My jokes are like your dad, you only see them for a few days.
Why can't an orphan have milk?
His dad didn't come back with the milk.
"When your mom is pregnant and your best friend learns dad jokes."
Me:.....
What makes a joke a dad joke? When it leaves and doesn't come back.
A kid asks his dad why his name is Experience. The dad says, "That's what we give our mistakes."
Dad joke.
Why does a dad get more than a pair of socks at the golf course?
Because of a hole in one!
I like telling dad jokes.
He laughs at most of them.
Why can’t an orphan make a joke?
Dad jokes.
When does a joke become a dad joke? When it goes to get the milk yet never comes back.
Miss you dad.
I would tell a dad joke, but it already left me.
My dad went to school saying dad jokes. I was embarrassed and I cried with a-dult cry.
Want to hear a dad joke? Look in the mirror. You get the joke.
What is the difference between a normal joke and a dad joke?
When it leaves and never comes back.
What does a baby computer call its father? Data.
What's the difference between dad jokes and bad jokes?
The letter b.
Dad, I'm hungry.
Hi, hungry, I'm Dad! 👋🍪🍩🍬🌮🍔🍗🍟🍤🍉🍭🍫🍰
When does a joke become a dad joke?
When it leaves and never comes back.