Cutter jokes
What happens if a cookie turns emo?
It becomes a cookie cutter.
What do you call a depressed tree?
A wood cutter.
The only thing brighter than my cuteness is the fire on the Twin Towers.
Why did the emo get put at the back of the line? He cut himself.
What do you call a lesbian with braces? A box cutter.
What’s Emos favourite bacci?
Cutters choice.
What do you call an emo that likes pizza? A pizza cutter.
Why did the man cut down the tree? Because it was there. 👨🪚🌲
Why didn't the man cut down the tree? Because it wasn't there. 😕🪚⁉️
Why did the tree cut down the man? Because it was a bad tree. 🌲🪚😮
What do Mexicans cut their pizza with? A Little Caesars.
Wanna hear somethin' ironic? When one cutter tells another cutter to stop, but he himself can't stop cutting.