What do you call a swearing piece of shit?
Cus-turd
Are you forehead and hairline friends? cus they go way back.
How to get rich Step 1: tell an orphan he will get a family Step 2: knock out the orphan Step 3: cut open the open the orphan Step 4: well there organs Step 5: do it again And nobody will call the cops cus they got no family
why do orphans go to church cus there they have a father
I turned gay cus my wife is too poor
r u a marry, cus ur my mother
Why cant homeless people but a house
CUS THEY LIVE ON THE STREETS
Why do kids like bannas? cus they like doing the nana
Why did Stephen Hawking go to hell? 'cus there was only a stairway to heaven!
are you a bullet cus *gets shot*
Why can’t Chinese people play cricket? cus they always eat the bat
why does adam go hockey you might ask? in my opinion he shouldnt go cus he is bad but he needs the armour to protect him self from his own STEP-DAD
Are u a chipotle bowl cus i wanna eat u out.
Why does the orphan hate family jokes?
Cus it doesn't have one
What do u call the most fucking racist and obnoxious country in the fucking entire fucking omniverse? NORTH AMERICA AND IF U DISAGREE JUST CUS UR AMERICAN I DON'T GIVE A FUCK U LOW LIFE CUNTS, plus if u don't think ur racist um hello people? Motherfucking George Floyd
