Cus jokes

What do you call a swearing piece of shit?

Cus-turd.

Why did the skeleton want a friend? Because he was feeling bonely.

Are your forehead and hairline friends? 'Cause they go way back.

Why can't a dodo fly? Cus it suicided when it saw you will be born soon.

How to get rich:

Step 1: Tell an orphan he will get a family.

Step 2: Knock out the orphan.

Step 3: Cut open the orphan.

Step 4: Well there [are] organs.

Step 5: Do it again.

And nobody will call the cops 'cause they got no family.

Why do orphans go to church?

Because there they have a father.

You're like a stormy cloud, because once you go away, it's a nice day.

Why do kids like bananas?

'Cause they like doing the nana.

Are you a marry, because you are my mother?

Why can't homeless people buy a house?

'Cause they live on the streets.

Why did Stephen Hawking go to hell?

'cus there was only a stairway to heaven!

I turned gay because my wife is too poor.

Are you a bullet?

*gets shot*

Why can’t Chinese people play cricket? Cus they always eat the bat.

Why does Adam go hockey, you might ask?

In my opinion, he shouldn't go because he is bad, but he needs the armor to protect himself from his own step-dad.

Are you a Chipotle bowl? Because I wanna eat you out.

Why does the orphan hate family jokes?

Cus it doesn't have one.

What do you call the most fucking racist and obnoxious country in the fucking entire fucking omniverse? NORTH AMERICA!

And if you disagree just 'cus you're American, I don't give a fuck, you low life cunts. Plus, if you don't think you're racist, um, hello people? Motherfucking George Floyd!