New Cus Jokes

Haters are hating I'm still alluring but I couldn't give a fuck cus this site is dying and boring.

I turned gay cus my wife is too poor

Mom where are we going To your grandma's funeral Yeah cus i 360 no scoped that bit** in the face.

why cant a orghphen play baseball? Cus he cant get home

why can't emos have add

cus they are already scatter brained

why do orphan dip there cookies in water cus there dad never came back with milk ohhhhhhh

why do orphans go to church cus there they have a father

Why did sally fall off the swing? ́why’ cus she had no arms Why did sally drop a broom? ́why’ cus she had no arms Why did sally go swimming? she didn’t like not having arms Knock knock ́who’s there ́ Not sally, she hasn’t come back yet

Did you leave your hairline at the airplane cus it's going up

do depressed people hate swimming. They hate it because they are already drowning in their depression but they love it cus it might make all their dreams come true

r u a marry, cus ur my mother

Are you forehead and hairline friends? cus they go way back.

Why cant a dodo fly? Cus it suicided when it saw u will be born soon.

why arent emos n trees friends? cus the tree leaves them hanging

why was the twin tower mad cus when they spawned in a minecraft world all they got was plains

The 3 life rules 1. 2. 3. oh there are no rules cus u have no life

3 friends go to a water park and meet a genie. “You each get one wish.” “When you get to the top of the slide you shall scream your wish as you go down.” The first man went down the slide and screamed “COCA COLA” and the pool was fuelled with CocaCola. The next ugly ass looking mf goes down the slide and screams “C-M&MS” as if he wasn’t just about to say cum-then the pool was full of cu-⟟ mean M&Ms. The last horny ass bitch is so excited he says “WEEE!” Then the pool is full of piss. He was upset the pull wasn’t full of Dildos./j