If a Indian had powers it's would be throwing tika masala
curry muncher
Your forehead is so deep no even curry can shot from that deep
Why do indian guys never have gf's? bc they always pick curry and biryani over girls
Why are uncles like curries?
because bad ones hurt ur asshole
Why are fat people fat? Because they eat like Indians eating curry except fat people eat many more portions
A blonde drops off her dress to the dry cleaners.
“Come again!” says the woman behind the desk.
“No, it’s curry this time.”
Why do Indians like basketball
Because Stef curry plays it
What do you call a fat indian that is actually a machine? The curry muncher 2000
how much curry can an indian eat? untill his red dot explodes
Curry must hurry
My indian wife said last night if her fanny would taste like vindaloo curry, i said ive smelt your fucking armpits youve got no chance
What do you call a group of Indians that eat curry all the time?
The Munch Bunch.
Even Steph Curry can’t hit threes from behind your hairline
Why are hindustan bhai so good at Python? When they are hungry they use Python and take credit card information ;). You know what they say, you give a man a curry and he eat for a day, you give a man a language and he eat for a lifetime
What do you call ur Indian best friend who is the ABSOLUTE BEST at cunilingus? A Curry Muncher
Curry.
Why did draven eat curry? Idk Ask him Dravenッ #1121
Curry hits 3s and Kobe hit 3 trees
