Curry

Curry Jokes

Guy

Why do Indian guys never have gfs? Because they always pick curry and biryani over girls.

People

Why are fat people fat? Because they eat like Indians eating curry, except fat people eat many more portions.

Blonde

A blonde drops off her dress to the dry cleaners.

“Come again!” says the woman behind the desk.

“No, it’s curry this time.”

Indian

What do you call a fat Indian that is actually a machine?

The "curry muncher 2000."

Wife

My Indian wife said last night if her fanny would taste like vindaloo curry, I said I've smelt your fucking armpits, you've got no chance.

Indian

What do you call a group of Indians that eat curry all the time?

The Munch Bunch.

Credit Card

Why are hindustan bhai so good at Python?

When they are hungry, they use Python and take credit card information ;). You know what they say, you give a man a curry and he eats for a day, you give a man a language and he eats for a lifetime.

Curry muncher

What do you call your Indian best friend who is the ABSOLUTE BEST at cunnilingus? A Curry Muncher.